Lady Patricia: A comedy in three acts — John Shaqi
Lady Patricia: A comedy in three actsBesier, Rudolf
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Lady Patricia: A comedy in three acts
Besier, Rudolf
English drama (Comedy)
CLARE.
Well, platonic lovers _do_ kiss each other now and then ... don’t they?
MICHAEL.
(_Solemnly._) I believe they do.
CLARE.
And, Mike....
MICHAEL.
Well?
CLARE.
I don’t want you to give me that frock.
MICHAEL.
But——
CLARE.
Or the gloves.
MICHAEL.
But why not, Clare? I don’t understand....
CLARE.
Don’t you, old boy? Neither do I. But I’d much rather you didn’t—now.
MICHAEL.
Surely, dear——
(_LADY PATRICIA’S voice is heard speaking beneath._)
CLARE.
Hush!... And I’m going home now. Don’t try to prevent me, like a good
chap. And I want to walk back alone.
(_LADY PATRICIA emerges speaking to BALDWIN, who follows
her._)
LADY PATRICIA.
We’ve come just at the wonderful moment, Baldwin. All the west is a
ritual of gold. (_She has a wrap over her of a wonderful sunset hue and a
white lily in her hand._) Here’s poor Baldwin deeply grieved because he’s
shooed away every time he gets to work!
MICHAEL.
He didn’t seem to be doing anything particular, dearest, when I sent him
away.
LADY PATRICIA.
But, Michael——
(_BALDWIN, with his shears and saws, crosses to the right
and examines the sunset._)
CLARE.
Don’t you remember he was keeping a h’eye on the sun?
LADY PATRICIA.
But, Clare! What a dreadful state you’re in!
CLARE.
I know. Your trees are shockingly dirty. You really ought to get Baldwin
to scrub them with soap and water!... Lady Patricia, I hope you won’t
think me very rude if I run away. I had quite forgotten it was father’s
sermon night when I accepted Mr. Cosway’s invitation to dinner. I always
help him with his sermons.
LADY PATRICIA.
You, my dear child!
CLARE.
I verify the quotations and prune the adjectives.... Then you’ll forgive
me?
LADY PATRICIA.
Sweet girl! (_She strokes CLARE’S unwilling face._) I’m very sorry,
because I’m going to do such a wicked and decadent thing at dinner. You
see this lily? So virginal and nun-like! I am going to put her into a
glassful of wine and make her tipsy.
CLARE.
Oh!...
LADY PATRICIA.
You must come some other evening. We are both so very fond of you.
CLARE.
Good-bye. Good-bye, Mr. Cosway.
MICHAEL.
Are you sure you don’t want me to come with you?
CLARE.
Quite, thanks. Good-bye.
(_She goes out._)
LADY PATRICIA.
She seems to be in a chastened frame of mind.
MICHAEL.
Perhaps she’s not quite well.
LADY PATRICIA.
(_Holding out her hands to him._) Michael....
MICHAEL.
(_Taking her hands._) Dearest!
LADY PATRICIA.
It will be just—just you and I!
MICHAEL.
You and I, Patricia!
LADY PATRICIA.
You needn’t stay, Baldwin.
BALDWIN.
(_Who is still staring into the sunset._) Beg pardon, mum?
LADY PATRICIA.
You needn’t stay.
BALDWIN.
But if you’ll excuse my sayin’ so, mum, the sun——
LADY PATRICIA.
Another time, Baldwin.
BALDWIN.
Yes, ’m.
(_He goes out slowly._)
LADY PATRICIA.
Just you and I, Michael.... Kiss me.
MICHAEL.
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