Lady Patricia: A comedy in three actsBesier, Rudolf
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Lady Patricia: A comedy in three acts
Besier, Rudolf
English drama (Comedy)
It’s all right, sir. It’s all right, miss. They’ve gorne. (_The
summer-house remains silent._) They’ve gorne.... It’s all right, sir.
(_Taps at the door._) They’ve gorne. (_Taps again after a pause._)
They’ve gorne....
(_The door suddenly flies open._)
BILL.
(_In the doorway._) What the devil d’you want, Baldwin?
BALDWIN.
Beg pardon, sir?
BILL.
What do you want?
BALDWIN.
They’ve gorne, sir.
BILL.
I can’t help that, can I?
BALDWIN.
No, sir.
BILL.
Well, then?
BALDWIN.
You see, sir, it’s like this. I thought as ’ow——
CLARE.
(_Invisible in the dark interior of the summer-house._) Oh, Baldwin, for
the love of heaven, hook it!
BALDWIN.
’Ook it?
CLARE.
Yes; run away, like a dear.
BALDWIN.
Very good, miss.
(_BALDWIN goes out by the central ladder._)
BILL.
(_Speaking into the summer-house._) Darling.
CLARE.
(_In the summer-house._) You’ve pulled all my hair down——
BILL.
Oh, I——
CLARE.
I’ve lost at least six hair-pins. You needn’t have been so rough.
BILL.
I’m awfully sorry, darling—but—— (_He is about to re-enter the
summer-house._)
CLARE.
No, stay where you are....
(_She emerges from the summer-house, and moves past him
to the front of the platform. Her hair is all loose and
dishevelled. She starts shaking it out._)
BILL.
Darling——
CLARE.
Don’t touch me....
BILL.
Clare!...
CLARE.
Please find those hair-pins, and the two side-combs. They’re all real
tortoise-shell.
BILL.
But I say——
CLARE.
Find those hair-pins, or, at any rate, the side-combs.
BILL.
Oh, all right....
(_He goes into the summer-house, strikes a match, and
searches about the floor for the missing hair-pins. CLARE
stands plaiting her hair into a “pigtail,” and looking
straight before her with very grave eyes._)
BILL.
(_Half to himself while searching._) Here are a couple.... By Jove! one
of ’em’s got rammed tight behind the seat.... Another—that’s three....
Four!... I’ve found one of the side-combs.... I say, they are jolly
pretty!... Where the deuce has t’other one got to?... Oh, Lord, I’m
awfully sorry! It’s smashed. I put my clumsy hoof on it.... (_He joins
her at the front of the platform._)
CLARE.
It’s all right....
BILL.
But—— (_Looks at her with puzzled eyes._) I say, darling, is anything the
matter with you? (_Puts his arm around her._) A moment ago——
CLARE.
(_Freeing herself._) You must never call me that again.
BILL.
Call you what?
CLARE.
“Darling.”
BILL.
But——
CLARE.
Or put your arm round me....
BILL.
But——
CLARE.
(_Passionately._) Oh, Bill, I was mad—I lost my head—I forgot.... It was
so—so thrilling in there.... I should never have let you—I should never
have let you....
BILL.
But I—I only kissed you.
CLARE.
You—you——
BILL.
And told you that I loved you.
CLARE.
Yes....
BILL.
And you said you loved me....
CLARE.
I didn’t!
BILL.
You kissed me.
CLARE.
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