England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
She let it be understood that men were in great need of her particular
attention. They were too selfish and self-centred, too extravagant, too
critical of each other, too vain. They acknowledged it humbly when she
mentioned it, for Lady Penelope Brading’s beauty was something to see
and to talk of; major and minor poets agreed about it; artists desired
to paint her and failed, as they always do when true loveliness shines
on them. She had the colour of a Titian; the contours of a Correggio;
the witchery of a Reynolds, and under wonderful raiment the muscles of a
young Greek athlete. She wiped out any society in which she moved.
When sweet Eclipse showed herself, the rest were nowhere. The other
girls did not exist; she even made married beauties quake; as for the
men, they endured everything she said, and worshipped her all the more.
She was strange and new and a tonic. She had no sense of humour
whatsoever; she could not understand a joke even if it was explained by
an expert on the staff of _Punch_. This made her utterly delightful.
Her beautiful seriousness was as refreshing as logic in a sermon. She
believed in clergymen, in politicians, in the Deceased Wife’s Sister, in
all eminent physicians, in the London County Council, in the City of
Westminster, in the British Constitution, in herself, and hygiene. She
read the _Times_, the _Athenæum_, the Encyclopædia Britannica, Herbert
Spencer, Mr. Kidd, and the late Mr. Drummond. She used Sandow’s
exercises and cold water. She was opposed to war; she admired the
leader of the opposition and the lord mayor; she subscribed to a society
for establishing a national theatre to play Mr. Bernard Shaw’s
tragedies, and to the nearest hospital. She was the most delightful
person in England, and was against vaccination. She had money and lands
and houses and ideas.
"We ought all to do something; to be something," said Lady Penelope
Brading.
It was an amazing statement, a shocking statement, and clean against all
class tradition when she interpreted it to the alarmed. Was it not to
be something if one was rich, let us say? Was it not to do something if
one spent one’s money on horses and sport and dress and bridge? Heaven
defend us all if anything more is asked of man or woman than killing
time and killing beasts! Hands went up to heaven when Penelope
preached.
Not that she preached at length. Her sermons lasted five seconds by any
clock, save at the times when she warmed her ankles by the fire with
some pet friend of hers, and took into consideration how she was to use
her power for the regeneration of the world which was hers. Now she was
with Ethel Mytton, a remote relative of the celebrated Mytton who drank
eight bottles of port a day, and was a sportsman of the character which
makes all Englishmen prouder of sport than of their history. Ten
thousand on a football field would put him higher than Sir Richard
Grenville. Sidney was a fool to him. Her father was a cabinet
minister.
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