England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"I’ll give her up first," said Gordon, knowing all the time that he
could no more do it than give up finance. He went out and robbed a lot
of his friends as a compensation for disturbance, and found himself a
hero. In about forty-eight hours the sensation of being looked on as a
man of exceptional grit so pleased him that he adored Penelope more than
ever. He was as proud of having been in a balloon as Rivaulx was of
having dined _tête-à-tête_ with him in the open.
She sent for Rufus Q. Plant, and she introduced him to Lord Bramber.
Plant was a big American with the common delusion among Americans that
he had an entirely English accent. But he hated aristocrats. Bramber
had an Oxford accent (Balliol variety), and disliked Americans more than
getting up in the morning. He was a fine-looking young fellow with a
good skull, who did nothing with it. He had the tendencies of a citizen
of Sybaris, and got up at noon. Plant rose at dawn. Bramber loved
horses and hated motor-cars. Plant had a manufactory of motors. Pen
sent them away together on a little tour, and hinted delicately to Plant
that his English accent would be improved by a little Oxford polish.
"And as for you, Lord Bramber, when you come back, I hope you will be
more ready to acknowledge that you don’t know everything. Mr. Plant
will do you good, and will teach you to drive a motor!"
She had never been so beautiful. She showed at her best when her
interest in humanity made her courageous and brutal. The colour in her
cheeks was splendid; her eyes were as earnest as the sea. If Bramber
choked, he submitted, though he blasphemed awfully when he got alone.
"Go at once," said Penelope.
She paired off Carteret Williams with Jimmy Carew, A.R.A. Williams knew
as much about art as a hog does of harmony. Jimmy thought the war
correspondent a howling Philistine, as indeed he was, and believed
anything that could not be painted was a mere by-product of the
universe.
"You’ll do each other good," said Pen, clasping her beautiful hands
together with enthusiasm. Jimmy wanted to draw her at once. Williams
wished for an immediate invasion, so that he could save her life and
write a flamboyant article about it.
"Show him pictures, Mr. Carew, beginning with Turner and Whistler."
"Make him understand that art isn’t everything, Mr. Williams."
She sent them away together, and was wonderfully pleased with herself.
"They are all fine men," she said, thoughtfully, "but it is curious that
every man I know thinks every other man more or less of a fool or an
idiot, or a cad. They are dreadfully one-sided. When they come back
they will be much improved. This is my work in the world, and I don’t
care a bit what people say."
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