England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"I say is it true the bulldog bit you? I saw Goby yesterday in the
park, and he said so," asked Bob, in great excitement.
"It is true," said the poet.
Penelope shook her head at the late owner of the dog.
"Oh, Bob! Mr. de Vere, I’m very sorry."
"So was I," said De Vere.
"Where did he bite you?" asked Bob, anxiously. "Was it the arm or the
leg? And did he hang on like a proper bulldog? Baker says that if a
bulldog once gets hold, you have to use a red-hot poker to make him let
go. Did you use a red-hot poker?"
"He only snapped and fetched blood," said De Vere.
"Ah!" cried Bob, "I always thought he wasn’t a real good bulldog."
"At any rate, he bit the Irish terrier," said the poet. "I mean the one
you sold to me for three pounds."
"I’m glad he did, sir. That Irish terrier, though he’s splendidly bred,
Baker says, has an awful temper and is very troublesome. Does Rollo,
the retriever, howl much at night, sir?"
"Oh, not so very much," said De Vere. "It’s only when the moon is near
the full that he does his best."
"I never thought of that," said Bob, "but now I remember that it was
very moony when I sent him over to you. Baker said you’d like him. His
kennel is next to Baker’s house."
"I’m much obliged to Baker," said De Vere. "But the tail of the Borzois
is still bald, Bob."
Bob opened his eyes wide.
"Oh, dear, I thought you would have cured him by now; and how about his
bronchitis?"
"That’s better, I hope and trust," said the poet. And Penelope, who was
very greatly touched by his kindness to all these dogs, sent Bob into
the library.
"It’s so good of you to be kind to Bob," she said. "Bob’s a dear, and
he adores me. He says that he’s going to live with me always, even when
I’m married."
[Illustration: AUSTIN DE VERE. He wrote poetry, and abhorred bulldogs
and motor-cars]
"Oh!" gasped De Vere. "We were talking about Goby, I think, when dear
Bob came in. You’ll find him much improved, I’m sure, my dear Lady
Penelope. He has read a great deal of Shelley and Keats and Browning
with me. He was especially struck with ’Sordello.’ I read it to him
and he sat with his hand to his forehead taking it all in. And every
now and again he said, ’Great Scott!’ which is his way of expressing
wonderment and admiration. I do not know its origin. I’ve written to
Doctor Murray to ask him if he knows. And Goby, oh, yes, you’ll find him
improved. I’ve done my best with him, and I’ve really struggled hard.
Any improvement you notice is, I really believe, under you and
Providence, due to me."
And when he went, Penelope sat thinking.
"The poor dear, how nicely he took the bulldog bites and the howling of
the retriever. I think—I think I could almost love him!"
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