England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"Oh, my lady, they always say the same thing. I think men are very much
the same all over the world. They say ’It’s a fine day,’ even if it’s
raining, and of course it is, and they say they want to walk a little
way with me (begging your pardon), and that I am very beautiful, and
that they have long loved me, if you please, my lady, and have been
trying to speak about it for years. And I tell ’em I don’t want ’em,
and I don’t, to be sure, though one (he’s on the _Piccadilly Circus
Gazette_) is a very handsome man with a heagle’s glance, dressed in gray
tweeds. And they won’t be put off, I assure you, my lady. Men on
newspapers are hextremely persevering with a fine flow of language. And
if, being persuaded to take a little walk, for they are difficult to put
off by trade, I do take one, they begin to ask, begging your pardon, I’m
sure, my lady, if I am your sister, and I’m sure I’m as like you as a
butterfly is to a beetle, as Mr. Bunting says, though he adores the
ground I walk on, if he’s to be believed, which I’m not sure of yet, and
the butler is very angry with me about the whole affair. And one, who
said he was the editor of the _Times_, which I don’t believe in the
least, because it doesn’t seem likely, does it, my lady, that the editor
of the _Times_ would do such things himself? said he wanted to marry me
and put me on the staff as his lovely bride. I must say he spoke most
beautifully, and he said he knew Captain Goby, and also Mr. Gordon, and
he said they were getting thin he thought. And another, quite the
gentleman, though by his trousers poor and careful, said he owned most
of the _Daily Telegraph_. And I couldn’t help looking at his clothes.
He was very quick, and said that was owing to the competition of the
half-penny papers. Would I save the _Daily Telegraph_ from himpending
ruin by telling him which it would be, he said. And I said flatly that
I wouldn’t. I never saw such wicked impudence. Oh, yes, my lady, your
hair’s done now, and it’s as lovely as a dream."
And, as Miss Weekes finished, she wondered, quite as much as any of the
newspaper men, who it was to be.
"It’s my belief," she said to Timothy, a little later, "that my lady is
beginning to incline to one of ’em. I’ve noticed she’s quieter like and
more gentle. And there’s a soft sadness in her eye and a colour that
comes and goes."
"There ain’t one of the biling worthy of her," said Timothy, bitterly.
"But there, Miss Weekes, there ain’t no man worthy of a real beautiful,
good lidy. A fair wonder how I dares to hope that some day far off,
when motor-cars has killed every ’orse, you’ll be Mrs. Bunting."
"It’s a great come down, Tim," said Harriet. "Mr. Gubbles says he
wonders, too."
"If he wasn’t the butler, and old, I’d plug ’im," said Timothy, crossly.
"It’s all right for me to wonder, but he ain’t in it."
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