England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
‘Nonsense,’ said Jim, with a good-humoured laugh. ‘You read so well.
I’ve got no knack. It is only that a few of these things get over me
somehow. Because--because they are mere stories and of no consequence.’
‘Plowden,’ said the curate.
‘Yes?’
‘I wonder if you’d be dreadfully offended if I asked you one thing?’
‘I am not very peppery,’ said Jim; ‘fire away?’
‘Well,’ he said, ‘I will, but you will be angry, I fear. It is just
this. When you feel these things so, more than most people--more,’ he
added, with a naïve surprise, ‘than I do myself; how is it, you
know--that--I don’t want to offend you--how is it that----’
Jim’s countenance grew deeply red, a cloud came over it for a moment;
then he shook his head as if to shake off any consideration of such
questions. ‘I say, don’t ask me that kind of conundrum. I’m not good at
guessing things,’ he said. ‘Will the “Ride” do?’
‘The “Ride” will do capitally,’ said the curate. He too shook off with a
flush the questions which had risen involuntarily to his lips. He was
grateful to Jim for passing it over, for neither taking offence in words
nor jumping up and breaking off the conference. ‘What sort of people do
you think will come,’ he said, ‘since you seem to have experience of
these things?’
‘Oh!’ said Jim, ‘a number of the village people will come--the daughters
of the tradespeople, and those shifting folks that live in Pleasant
Place, and a number of the “gentry”--the General----’
Mr. Osborne made a sign of impatience and dissatisfaction.
‘Don’t you want the gentry to come? But the others like it. I assure you
they do. Mrs. White and Mrs. Slaughter will not come, they are too
grand. They’re able to pay for their pleasure when they make up their
minds to go out.’
Jim said this with a gleam of Florry’s mimicry, which discomposed the
curate more than he could say. ‘You seem to know all about it,’ he
cried, a little sharply. ‘But I want the men from Riverside, the fellows
from the boats. I don’t want ladies and gentlemen. What I want is to
keep the men from the public-house. Do you mean to say the same sort of
thing has been done here before?’
‘Oh, yes,’ said Jim, ‘we have done it before; but I don’t think we got
any of the Riverside men. The people who come generally are--well, just
the village people, Osborne, the people you know, particularly the women
and the Sunday School lads, those that my sisters teach carving to, and
so forth; and the ones that come to the night-school.’
‘Ah!’ said the curate, ‘that is always something,’ with a sigh of
relief.
‘And all that my mother calls the nice, respectable people,’ said Jim,
with a laugh, destroying the momentary good effect he had produced.
The curate put his face in his hands, and was silent for a minute. ‘So
that I have been taking all this trouble,’ he said, ‘and getting people
to come over from Winwick, and laying myself under obligations--to amuse
the old women--and the gentry, as you call them.’
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