LORD WINDERMERE. [_Coldly_.] Yes, I have seen a good deal of her since then. I have just seen her. LORD AUGUSTUS. Egad! the women are very down on her. I have been dining with Arabella this evening! By Jove! you should have heard what she said about Mrs. Erlynne. She didn’t leave a rag on her. . . . [_Aside_.] Berwick and I told her that didn’t matter much, as the lady in question must have an extremely fine figure. You should have seen Arabella’s expression! . . . But, look here, dear boy. I don’t know what to do about Mrs. Erlynne. Egad! I might be married to her; she treats me with such demmed indifference. She’s deuced clever, too! She explains everything. Egad! she explains you. She has got any amount of explanations for you—and all of them different. LORD WINDERMERE. No explanations are necessary about my friendship with Mrs. Erlynne. LORD AUGUSTUS. Hem! Well, look here, dear old fellow. Do you think she will ever get into this demmed thing called Society? Would you introduce her to your wife? No use beating about the confounded bush. Would you do that? LORD WINDERMERE. Mrs. Erlynne is coming here to-night. LORD AUGUSTUS. Your wife has sent her a card? LORD WINDERMERE. Mrs. Erlynne has received a card. LORD AUGUSTUS. Then she’s all right, dear boy. But why didn’t you tell me that before? It would have saved me a heap of worry and demmed misunderstandings! [LADY AGATHA _and_ MR. HOPPER _cross and exit on terrace L.U.E._] PARKER. Mr. Cecil Graham! [_Enter_ MR. CECIL GRAHAM.] CECIL GRAHAM. [_Bows to_ LADY WINDERMERE, _passes over and shakes hands with_ LORD WINDERMERE.] Good evening, Arthur. Why don’t you ask me how I am? I like people to ask me how I am. It shows a wide-spread interest in my health. Now, to-night I am not at all well. Been dining with my people. Wonder why it is one’s people are always so tedious? My father would talk morality after dinner. I told him he was old enough to know better. But my experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don’t know anything at all. Hallo, Tuppy! Hear you’re going to be married again; thought you were tired of that game. LORD AUGUSTUS. You’re excessively trivial, my dear boy, excessively trivial! CECIL GRAHAM. By the way, Tuppy, which is it? Have you been twice married and once divorced, or twice divorced and once married? I say you’ve been twice divorced and once married. It seems so much more probable. LORD AUGUSTUS. I have a very bad memory. I really don’t remember which. [_Moves away R._] LADY PLYMDALE. Lord Windermere, I’ve something most particular to ask you. LORD WINDERMERE. I am afraid—if you will excuse me—I must join my wife.