In the past term (I think I can answer for some of you) a much deeper
meaning has entered into your lives. Especially you, the young freshmen
(happily I have had the control of many, the teaching of some), I know
that life has become fuller for you. That half-hour a week to which you
pay so little heed will mean much in later years. You have come to me
in batches for half-an-hour a week, and each of you has thus enjoyed
collectively the beginning of that private control and moulding of
the character which is the object of all our efforts here in Oxford.
And can you not, as you look back, see what a great change has passed
over you in the short few months? I do not mean the corporeal change
involved by our climate or our prandial habits; neither do I allude to
the change in your dress and outward appearance. I refer to the mental
transformation.
You arrived sure of a number of things which you had learnt at school
or at your mother’s knee. Of what are you certain now? Of nothing! It
is necessary in the mysterious scheme of education that this blind
faith or certitude should be laid as a foundation in early youth.
But it is imperative that a man--if he is to be a man and not a
monster--should lose it at the outset of his career. My young friends,
I have given you the pearl of great price. You have begun to doubt.
Half-an-hour a week--four hours in all the term ... could any positive,
empirical, or dogmatic teaching have been conveyed in that time, or
with so much fullness as the great scheme of negation can be? I trow
not.
So much for knowledge and tutorship. What of morals? It is a delicate
subject, but I will treat of it boldly. You all remember how, shortly
after the month of October, the College celebrated Guy Fawkes’ day:
the elders, by a dinner in honour of their founder, the juniors by
lighting a bonfire in the quadrangle. You all know what followed. I do
not wish to refer again--certainly not with bitterness--to the excesses
of that evening; but the loss of eyesight is a serious thing, and one
that the victim may forgive, but hardly can forget. I hope the lesson
will suffice, and that in future no fellow of this College will have to
regret so serious a disfigurement at the hands of a student.
To pass to lighter things. The Smoking Concert on All Souls’ Day
was a great success. I had hoped to organise some similar jollity
on Good Friday, but I find that it falls in the Easter vacation. It
is, however, an excellent precedent, and we will not fail to have
one on some other festal occasion. To the action of one of our least
responsible members I will not refer. But surely there is neither good
breeding nor decency in dressing up as an old lady, in assuming the
name of one of our Greatest Families, and in so taking advantage of the
chivalry, and perhaps the devotion, of one’s superiors. The offence is
one that can not lightly be passed over, and the culprit will surely be
discovered.
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