Artists -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"Yes, old boy; you may say that," said a square-built man smoking
a clay-pipe, and leaning with his elbows on the easel on which the
picture was placed. "I mean the real thing,--not this; which ain't bad
though, is it? Not that I should say so; 'cause for why; which I did
it!" and here the square-built man removed one of his elbows from the
easel, and dug it into the sacred ribs of Scumble, R.A.
"Bad, sir!" said Scumble, recoiling from the thrust, and still with
the notion of a secret dagger hidden behind the square-built man's
waistcoat; "it's magnificent, superb, Mr.----!"
"Meaning me? Potts!" said the square-built man "Charley Potts, artist,
U.E., or unsuccessful exhibitor at every daub-show in London. That's
the Via Mala, that is. I was there last autumn with Geoffrey Ludlow
and Tom Bleistift. 'Show me a finer view than that,' I said to those
fellows, when it burst upon us. 'If you'd a Scotchman with you,' said
Tom, 'he'd say it wasn't so fine as the approach to Edinburgh.' 'Would
he?'said I. 'If he said anything of that sort, I'd show him that view,
and--and rub his nose in it!'"
Mr. Scumble, R.A., smiled in a sickly manner, bowed feebly, and passed
on. Old Tom Wrigley laughed a great boisterous "Ha, ha!" and went
on his way. Charley Potts remained before his picture, turning his
back on it, and puffing out great volumes of smoke. He seemed to know
everybody in the room, and to be known to and greeted by most of them.
Some slapped him on the back, some poked him in the ribs, others laid
their forefingers alongside their noses and winked; but all called him
"Charley," and all had some pleasant word for him; and to all he had
something to say in return.
"Hallo, Fred Snitterfield!" he called out to a fat man in a suit of
shepherd's-plaid dittoes. "Halloa, Fred! how's your brother Bill?
What's he been doing? Not here to-night, of course?"
"No; he wasn't very well," said the man addressed. "He's got--"
"Yes, yes; I know, Fred!" said Charley Potts. "Wife won't let him!
That's it, isn't it, old boy? He only dined out once in his life
without leave, and then he sent home a telegram to say he was engaged;
and when his wife received the telegram she would not believe it,
because she said it wasn't his handwriting! Poor old Bill! Did he sell
that 'Revenge' to what's-his-name--that Manchester man--Prebble?"
"Lord, no! Haven't you heard? Prebble's smashed up,--all his property
gone to the devil!"
"Ah, then Prebble will find it again some day, no doubt. Look out!
here's Bowie!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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