Artists -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
He was hard at work and had apparently worked himself into a knot, for
he was standing a little distance from his easel, gazing vacantly at
the picture and twirling his moustache with great vigour,--a sure sign
of worry with him,--when the "tugging, of the trotter" was heard, and
on his opening the door, Mr. Bowker presented himself and walked in.
"'Tis I! Bowker the undaunted! Ha, Ha!" and Mr. Bowker gave two short
stamps, and lunged with his walking-stick at his friend. "Give your
William drink; he is athirst. What! nothing of a damp nature about?
Potts, virtue and industry are good things; and your William has been
glad to observe that of late you have been endeavouring to practise
both; but industry is not incompatible with pale ale, and nimble
fingers are oft allied to a dry palate. That sounds like one of the
headings of the pages from Maunders' _Treasury of Knowledge_.--Send for
some beer!"
The usual pantomime was gone through by Mr. Potts, and while it was in
process, Bowker filled a pipe and walked towards the easel. "Very good,
Charley; very good indeed. Nice fresh look in that gal--not the usual
burnt-umber rusticity; but something--not quite--like the real ruddy
peasant bronze. Child not bad either; looks as if it had got its feet
in boxing-gloves, though; you must alter that; and don't make its eyes
quite so much like willow-pattern saucers. What's that on the child's
head?"
"Hair, of course."
"And what stuff's that the girl's sitting in?"
"Corn! cornfield--wheat, you know, and that kind of stuff. What do you
mean? why do you ask?"
"Only because it seems to your William that both substances are exactly
alike. If it's hair, then the girl is sitting in a hair-field; if it's
corn, then the child has got corn growing on its head."
"It'll have it growing on its feet some day, I suppose," growled Mr.
Potts, with a grin. "You're quite right, though, old man; we'll alter
that at once.--Well, what's new with you?"
"New? Nothing! I hear nothing, see nothing, and know nobody. I might be
a hermit-crab, only I shall never creep into any body else's shell; my
own--five feet ten by two feet six--will be ready quite soon enough for
me. Stop! what stuff I'm talking! I very nearly forgot the object of my
coming round to you this morning. Your William is asked into society!
Look; here's a letter I received last night from our Geoff, asking me
to come up to see his new house and be introduced to his wife."
"I had a similar one this morning."
"I thought that was on the cards, so I came round to see what you were
going to do."
"Do? I shall go, of course. So will you, won't you?"
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