Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
The actual sufferer has met a congenial spirit, and
talks freely. Without realizing it he tells of his business
affairs, his financial condition, and similar matters.
During all this the steerer makes no suggestion that he
should call on Dr. ——. Far from it. He studiously
avoids anything of the kind. The bait has been cast and
the fish will rise to it of his own accord. Having secured
all the information he wants the “steerer” will rise
and excuse himself on the ground of an important business
engagement. Handing out a neatly engraved card
he says:
“If you ever come to New York, Mr. ——, I would
like to have you hunt me up. I’d stay longer with you
this afternoon, but for this pressing engagement.”
The card reads about like this:
199
MR. G. ADDINGTON WELLS
1027 Broadway
Structural Iron New York City
The card is a blind. “G. Addington Wells” is an assumed
name. But it sounds well. Your smooth
“steerer” never pretends to live in the same city in
which he finds his victim. It might be too easy to locate
him in case he was wanted. He lives in Chicago, all
right, but he assumes the role of an Eastern business
man here on business purposes. His appearance, his
general “get up,” his talk is all impressive and calculated
to beget confidence. That’s his business. He’s a fake
all through, even to the nature of the ailment with
which he pretends to have been afflicted. He was never
seriously ill in his life. But he’s a clever fakir; we must
give him credit for that. He’s an artist in his line.
There is one man of this kind in Chicago so thoroughly
posted in medicine that he can accurately describe
the symptoms and characteristics of half a dozen
chronic ailments, and in one week has successfully
played the role of having entirely recovered from each.
If he meets a tabetic sufferer he has been successfully
treated for tabes, and will converse intelligently about
tabetic conditions. Chronic arthritis, nephritis, paralysis
agitans, lateral sclerosis; they are all known to this chap.
200He’s had them all—in his mind—when he wants to impress
a sufferer, and he seldom makes a mistake.
Almost invariably as the “steerer” is about to leave
the sufferer will say: “If I can stand the trip I’ll go
down and see this Dr. —— this afternoon. How far is
it from here?”
“Well, it’s quite a journey for a man in your condition,
but I’ll tell you what I’ll do. If you want to go
now you can ride in my cab. I’m going that way and
I’ll drop you out at the doctor’s. He will see that you
get back to the hotel all right.”
This suits the sufferer, who is pleased with the attention
shown him by the “steerer.” The latter excuses
himself for a moment while he “telephones for a cab.”
He goes into the telephone booth but, instead of calling
for a cab, he rings up the doctor.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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