“But it would be a violation of the code of ethics,” some one may say. Bah! The code of ethics be —— but that’s another story which will be told later on in this volume. The plan suggested, however, is not a violation of the code of ethics. There is nothing unethical in a physician regulating his fees to please himself, provided no injustice is done, and none of his patients is oppressed in this respect. There are certain physicians in the large cities who will not respond to a call for less than $25. There are others who perform the same services for $2. Yet both kinds are strictly ethical and are recognized by the medical authorities as such. The reason for this wide difference is that the $25 men have used business tact in the practice of their profession, and elevated themselves to a position where, by reason of their prominence, they are justified in naming whatever fees they think they can get. And these fees are almost invariably cash. On the other hand the $2 men are timid in a business way; they hide their light under a bushel as it were, and consequently lack widespread reputation. Their fees remain 36at $2 because they don’t ask any more, and their ledgers are laden with unpaid accounts. There is no reason why a physician should not collect his bills with just as much promptness as a merchant. It is usually his own fault that they go unpaid. Statements should be sent out regularly on the first of each month, and if there is no remittance by the 15th, it can be found inconvenient to make any further calls. This, of course, is allowing that the patients are able to pay. Where real inability to meet the bill exists it becomes a matter for the physician to settle with his own conscience. Our medical schools are full of young men who are wasting their time and doing the world at large an absolute injustice by studying medicine. They are doomed to failure before they are well started because Nature has not endowed them with necessary qualifications for successful practitioners. Their instructors realize it, but the tuition fees are needed for the support of the schools, and year after year big crops of alleged “doctors” are turned out. It might be unfair to refer to them as incompetent, and yet this is what many of them really are. Most of them know medicine theoretically and know it well, but lack the vital essentials of success.