Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
This is the clincher. If the caller had any doubt as to
the doctor’s honesty and sincerity this little spiel removes
it. He is going to have that examination made then and
there, fervently praying all the time that the doctor may
find his case one which he would be justified in taking in
charge.
But suppose the caller does not broach the subject of
an examination fee, and thus give the doctor an opportunity
to make his stump speech. It matters not. There
are a dozen ways of leading up to the subject without exciting
the suspicions of the caller.
“When would it be convenient for you to make this
examination, Doctor?” is a question that naturally follows
from every nine out of ten callers.
“There’s no time like the present, Mr. Robinson. It
will take about half an hour, and”—(here the doctor consults
his watch, and opening his engagement book runs
a finger over the record) “Yes, I have just about half an
hour before the next regular patient is due. I suppose
there are some strangers waiting to see me now, but you
are ahead of them. I would make an engagement for
to-morrow were it not that I shall be very busy and will
not have time to give you the proper attention.”
124Mr. Robinson steps behind the screen which stands in
one corner of the reception room, and when he is disrobed
the doctor gives him a very thorough physical examination,
stopping now and then to make notes of the
case. He asks many questions relative to the ailment,
and makes a special feature of testing the sensitive,
super-sensitive and non-sensitive areas with a pair of
callipers. As every medical man knows there are exterior
portions of the human body on which the least bit of
pressure will produce a “flinching” on the part of the patient;
there are others on which considerable pressure
may be applied without noticeable effect.
“Why, did that hurt you, Mr. Robinson?” enquires the
doctor as the caller shrinks when the callipers touch a
super-sensitive spot.
“Well, yes, a little, Doctor,” is the reply. “Anything
wrong there?”
“I hope not,” is the doctor’s answer, but he shakes his
head gravely, impressing Mr. Robinson with the belief
that there is more serious trouble than the doctor cares
to admit.
After some fifteen minutes of this kind of work the
doctor says:
“This is a most peculiar case, Mr. Robinson, but there’s
nothing, so far as I can ascertain, but what may be overcome
by proper treatment. At the same time the conditions
are so unusual that I would like to consult my associate,
Dr. Thompson. Two heads are better than one,
you know. May I call him in? You will then have the
benefit of his opinion as well as mine.”
“Why certainly, Doctor.”
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