Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
125Dr. Thompson, who is kept for just this purpose, and
to treat outside patients who are unable to come to the
office, is summoned by electric call, and comes in. He
is a dignified, very professional-looking old chap, neatly
clad in dark Prince Albert suit, and wearing glasses—the
beau ideal of a medical authority.
“Mr. Robinson, allow me to introduce Dr. Thompson.”
Then to Dr. Thompson: “Doctor I have been examining
Mr. Robinson and the conditions are so unusual
that I would like to have your opinion and see how it
coincides with, or differs from, mine. I think there can
be no question but what it is a pronounced instance of
tabes dorsalis, and yet the conditions are far out of the
ordinary.”
During his preliminary talk with Mr. Robinson the
doctor has wormed out of him the fact that his ailment is
locomotor ataxia, so he is taking no chances in committing
himself to the statement that he believes the case
to be a “pronounced instance of tabes.” Besides, this is a
convenient manner of conveying to Dr. Thompson a
“tip” as to what his verdict should be.
Together the two doctors go all over Mr. Robinson
again, making comment in professional language as the
examination proceeds. At the end, while Mr. Robinson
is dressing, they sit down together and discuss the conditions
in a subdued tone, but loud enough so as to make
sure that Mr. Robinson will catch the import of the
consultation. When the caller rejoins them Dr. Wilkinson
says:
“I am happy to be able to say, Mr. Robinson, that Dr.
Thompson agrees with me fully as to the nature of your
126ailment, and also that, while the conditions are serious,
there is every reason to expect satisfactory results, provided
proper treatment is administered without further
delay.”
Dr. Thompson endorses this in a few well-chosen
words, and then excuses himself on the plea of being very
busy. He will probably retire to the correspondence
room and read a magazine until summoned to play the
same role again with the next caller, but there’s no use
in telling Mr. Robinson so. “Very busy” is always a
trump card in the hands of “eminent” physicians.
After Dr. Thompson has left the room Dr. Wilkinson
begins to straighten out the furniture in his office, apparently
as a hint to Mr. Robinson that he is getting
ready to receive another caller. But he is doing nothing
of the kind. He is merely using tactics to bring Mr.
Robinson to the crucial point of declaring that he is going
to take the treatment. Standing up, as if to bid his
caller good bye, the doctor says:
“There is one thing I would impress upon you, Mr.
Robinson. Such troubles as yours are not benefited by
delay. The longer you put off treatment the more aggravated
your condition will become, and the more difficult
it will be to accomplish anything in the way of relief.
You should take treatment from some competent physician
right away.”
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