Leaves from the Note-Books of Lady Dorothy NevillNevill, Dorothy, Lady
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Leaves from the Note-Books of Lady Dorothy Nevill
Nevill, Dorothy, Lady
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century
TAXES
upon every thing which is pleasant to See, Hear, Feel, Smell,
and Taste;
TAXES
upon Warmth, Light, and Locomotion;
TAXES
on every thing on Earth and the Waters under the Earth;
on every thing that comes from abroad, or is grown at home;
TAXES
on the raw Material;
TAXES
on every value that is added to it by the industry of Man;
TAXES
on the SAUCE which pampers Man’s appetite, and the DRUG that
restores him to health; on the ERMINE which decorates the
JUDGE, and the ROPE which hangs the CRIMINAL; on the
BRASS NAILS of the COFFIN, and the RIBBANDS of the BRIDE.
AT BED or AT BOARD, COUCHANT or LEVANT,
WE MUST PAY.
The School Boy whips his TAXED Top;
The Beardless Youth manages his TAXED Horse with a TAXED
Bridle on a TAXED Road; and the dying Englishman,
pouring his Medicine which has paid 7 PER CENT,
into a Spoon which has paid 30 PER CENT,
throws himself back upon his
CHINTZ BED which has paid 22 PER CENT,
MAKES HIS WILL,
and expires in the arms of an Apothecary who has paid
£100
for the privilege of putting him to death.
HIS WHOLE PROPERTY IS THEN TAXED FROM
2 to 10 PER CENT;
Besides the Probate, large Fees are demanded for burying
him in the Chancel;
his virtues are handed down to posterity on TAXED MARBLE;
and he is then gathered to his Fathers to be
TAXED
NO MORE.
The old broadsides are now represented by the leaflets and posters which
so plentifully abound during modern elections. Within the last thirty
years election posters have assumed many different developments, though,
as a rule, it must be said that they are lacking in the incisive if
rather brutal force which characterised the cartoons and caricatures of
other days. The attempt once made by the late Mr. Lowe, afterwards Lord
Sherbrooke, to put a tax upon lucifer matches, called forth, I remember,
a perfect flood of ephemeral literature, as well as a quantity of
derisive illustrations, which no doubt played some part in causing the
abandonment of what was regarded as a very unpopular tax. A terra-cotta
statuette of Mr. Lowe standing upon a match-box is one of my treasures,
and another is a match-box crowned with the bust of the politician in
question.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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