Lectures of Col. R. G. Ingersoll, Volume I: Including His Answers to the Clergy, His Oration at His Brother's Grave, Etc., Etc.Ingersoll, Robert Green
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Lectures of Col. R. G. Ingersoll, Volume I: Including His Answers to the Clergy, His Oration at His Brother's Grave, Etc., Etc.
Ingersoll, Robert Green
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When they got into the desert they took a census to see how man
first-born children there were. They found they had twenty-thousand
two hundred and seventy-three first-born males. It is reasonable to
suppose there was about the same number of first-born girls, or
forty-five thousand first-born children. There must have been about as
many mothers as first-born children. Dividing three millions by
forty-five thousand mothers, and you will find that the women in Israel
had to have on the average sixty-eight children apiece. Some stories
are too thin. This is too thick. Now, we know that among three million
people there will be about three hundred births a day; and according to
the Old Testament, whenever a child was born the mother had to make a
sacrifice--a sin-offering for the crime of having been a mother. If
there is in this universe anything that is infinitely pure, it is a
mother with her child in her arms. Every woman had to have a sacrifice
of a couple of pigeons, and the priests had to eat those pigeons in the
most holy place. At that time there were at least three hundred births
a day, and the priests had to cook and eat these pigeons in the most
holy place; and at that time there were only three priests. Two
hundred birds apiece per day! I look upon them as the champion
bird-eaters of the world.
Then where were these Jews? They were upon the desert of Sinai; and
Sahara compared to that is a garden. Imagine an ocean of lava, torn by
storm and vexed by tempest, suddenly gazed at by a Gorgon and changed
to stone. Such was the desert of Sinai. The whole supplies of the
world could not maintain three millions of people on the desert of
Sinai for forty years. It would cost one hundred thousand millions of
dollars, and would bankrupt Christendom. And yet there they were with
flocks and herds--so many that they sacrificed over one hundred and
fifty thousand first-born lambs at one time.
It would require millions of acres to support these flocks, and yet
there was no blade of grass, and there is no account of it raining
baled hay. They sacrificed one hundred and fifty thousand lambs, and
the blood had all to be sprinkled on the altar within two hours, and
there, were only three priests. They would have to sprinkle the blood
of twelve hundred and fifty lambs per minute. Then all the people
gathered in front of the tabernacle eighteen feet deep. Three millions
of people would make a column six miles long. Some reverend gentlemen
say they were ninety feet deep. Well, that would make a column of over
a mile.
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