Consider the meaning of expression--something wrung from us by the grip
of thought or passion, whether we will or no. But the editor is quite
as often compelled to write that he may fill an empty column as that
he may relieve an overfilled brain. And in a country like ours, where
newspapers are the only reading of the mass of the people, there is a
danger of a general contentedness in commonplace. For we always become
what we habitually read. We let our newspapers think for us, argue for
us, criticize for us, remember for us, do everything for us, in short,
that will save us from the misfortune of being _ourselves_. And so,
instead of men and women, we find ourselves in a world inhabited by
incarnated leaders, or paragraphs, or items of this or that journal.
We are apt to wonder at the scholarship of the men of two centuries
ago. They were scholars because they did not read so much as we do.
We spend more time over print than they did, but instead of communing
with the choice thought of choice spirits, and insensibly acquiring the
grand manner of that supreme society, we diligently inform ourselves
of such facts as that a fine horse belonging to Mr. Smith ran away on
Wednesday and that a son of Mr. Brown fell into the canal on Thursday,
or that a gravel bank fell in and buried Patrick O’Callahan on Friday.
And it is our own fault, and not that of the editor. For _we_ make the
newspapers, and the editor would be glad to give us better stuff if we
did not _demand_ such as this.
Another evil of this state of things is the watering, or
milk-and-watering, of our English. Writing to which there is no higher
compelling destiny than the coming of the printer’s devil must end in
this at last. The paragraphist must make his paragraph, and the longer
he makes it, the better for him and the worse for us. The virtue of
words becomes wholly a matter of length. Accordingly, we have now
no longer any fires, but “disastrous conflagrations”; nobody dies,
but “deceases” or “demises”; men do not fall from houses, but are
“precipitated from mansions or edifices”; a convict is not hanged, but
“suffers the extreme penalty of the offended law,” etc.
The old ballad-makers lived in a better day. They did not hear of so
many events that none of them made any impression. They did not live,
as we do, in a world that seems a great ear of Dionysius, where if a
scandal is whispered in Pekin we hear of it in New York. The minstrels
had no metaphysical bees in their bonnets. They did not speculate about
this world or the next. They had not made the great modern discovery
that a bird in a bush is worth two in the hand. They did not analyze
and refine till nothing genuine was left of this beautiful world but an
indigestion.
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