It seemed for a minute that that laughter would never stop. Fellows
rolled in their seats and beat futilely on the arms of their chairs,
gasping for breath and sobriety. And through it all Mr. Moller stared in
a sort of dazed amazement. And then, when the laughter had somewhat
abated, he arose, one hand on the desk and the other agitatedly
fingering his black ribbon, and the colour poured out of his cheeks,
leaving them strangely pallid. And Amy, furtively studying him, knew
that Clint had been right, that Mr. Moller couldn't take a joke, or, in
any event, had no intention of taking this one. Amy wasn't frightened
for himself, in fact he wasn't frightened at all, but he did experience
a twinge of regret for the others whom he had led into the affair. Then
Mr. Moller was speaking and Amy forgot regrets and listened.
"I am going to give you young gentlemen"--was it imagination on Amy's
part or had the instructor placed the least bit of emphasis on the last
word--"two minutes more in which to recover from your merriment. At the
end of that time I shall expect you to be quiet and orderly and ready to
begin this recitation." He drew his watch from his pocket and laid it on
the desk. "So that you may enjoy this--this brilliant jest to the full,
I'll ask the nine young gentleman in the front rows to stand up and face
you. If you please, Hall, Stearns, Draper, Fanning, Byrd----"
It was several seconds before this request was responded to. Then Amy
arose and, one by one, the others followed and faced the room. Amy
managed to retain his expression of calm innocence, but the others were
ill at ease and many faces looked very sheepish.
"Now, then," announced Mr. Moller quietly. "Begin, please. You have two
minutes."
A dismal silence ensued, a silence broken at intervals by a nervous
cough or the embarrassed shuffling of feet. Mr. Moller calmly divided
his attention between the class and the watch. Surely never had one
hundred and twenty seconds ticked themselves away so slowly. There was a
noticeable disinclination on the part of the students to meet the gaze
of the instructor, nor did they seem any more eager to view the various
and generally painful emotions expressed on the countenances of the
nine. At last Mr. Moller took up his watch and returned it with its
dangling fob to his pocket, and as he did so some thirty sighs of relief
sounded in the stillness.
"Time's up," announced the instructor. "Be seated, young gentlemen.
Thank you very much." The nine sank gratefully into their chairs. "I am
sure that we have all enjoyed your joke vastly. You must pardon me if,
just at first, I seemed to miss the humour of it. I can assure you that
I am now quite--quite _sympathique_. We are told that imitation is the
sincerest flattery, and I accept the compliment in the spirit in which
you have tendered it. Again I thank you."
Mr. Moller bowed gravely and sat down.
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