Football -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
“Felix Adelbert,” said Don: “Felix Adelbert McNutt--I mean McNatt!”
“McNutt’s better,” laughed Bob. “It suits him perfectly. Remember the
time--last spring, wasn’t it?--when he was raising toads and one of
them got into bed with the chap who rooms with him--”
“Rooms with the toad?” asked Martin incredulously.
“No, with McNutt, you jay! What’s his name, Joe?”
“McNutt’s?” asked Joe, with a wink at Martin.
“Oh, you make me tired! Fuller, that’s the chap! Fuller crawled into
bed one night and found a toad there ahead of him and told the hall
master the next day. He said he didn’t mind having toads hopping around
the room, but that having to share his bed with them was almost too
much. And faculty agreed with him and McNutt had to get rid of his
toads.”
“What the dickens did he want with the things, anyway?” asked Don in
disgust. “I wouldn’t touch one for anything!”
“Oh, toads are all right,” answered Joe. “Quite harmless and friendly.
McNutt was raising them, it seemed. He’d read somewhere that an
able-bodied toad would eat seven million, three hundred and eighty
thousand, nine hundred and thirty-three bugs a year. I’m not absolutely
certain of the exact number, but it was something like that. Anyway,
McNutt figured that if he could raise a few hundred toads he could
sell them to farmers and get rich. He said he was trying to develop an
improved strain of toads that would be particularly--er--insectivorous:
I believe that’s the word.”
“In justice to the gentleman,” said Bob, “it should be stated that it
was the--the scientific interest of the thing rather than the pecuniary
reward that attracted him. Science is McNutt’s long suit!”
“I think Fuller, or whatever his name is, was most unreasonable,”
laughed Don. “Why, the world might be rid of insects by this time if he
hadn’t been so cranky! Do toads eat mosquitoes, Joe?”
“I guess so. I know they eat flies, anyway. I saw one do it once.
He stopped about a yard away and the fly didn’t even know he was
about. Then--_zip_--out went Mr. Toad’s tongue, like you uncoiled the
mainspring of a watch, and the fly was gone!”
“Flew away, probably,” suggested Martin.
“He did not, son! He was in Mr. Toad’s tummy.”
“You say the toad was a yard distant from the fly when the--when the
shot was fired?” asked Don.
“Well, maybe a couple of feet,” Joe compromised. “It was a long way.”
“Take off another eighteen inches,” begged Bob earnestly. “I want to
believe you, Joseph but two feet--” He shook his head sadly.
“Go to the dickens! It was two feet if it was an inch. Anyone will tell
you that a toad’s tongue is remarkably long.”
“Nobody has to tell me, after that yarn,” replied Bob gravely. “All I’m
wondering now is where the toad keeps his tongue when he’s not using
it!”
“I told you he coils it up,” laughed Joe, “like a watch spring.”
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