Football -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
About this time Martin was making Bob Newhall’s life a burden to him
by solicitous inquiries regarding his health. Martin had a way of
observing Bob anxiously and attempting to feel his pulse that the
latter found very trying. Of course Bob could refuse to have his heart
action investigated, and could--and did--decline to put out his tongue
for Martin to inspect, but he couldn’t prevent Martin from eyeing him
narrowly on all occasions and shaking his head sorrowfully over what he
pretended to believe were the ravages of disease. “I don’t like those
deep circles under your eyes, Bob,” Martin would say gravely. “Sleep
pretty well, do you?”
“About nine hours, thanks,” Bob would reply shortly.
“I was afraid of that! That’s one of the unmistakable symptoms. Feel
tired in the morning? Sort of worried and oppressed without knowing
why?”
“Not until I run across you! And then I know why blamed well!”
“Irritable, too! Dear, dear! Bob, why don’t you drop in at the doctor’s
some day and just let him look you over? Of course there may be nothing
serious, nothing that can’t be remedied if taken in time, but I’d feel
a lot easier about you if you saw someone, honest I would!”
“You’ll feel easier if I hand you a wallop,” growled Bob. “Say, if you
played guard half as hard as you work that silly tongue of yours you
might amount to something!”
Martin spent a whole hour in the library one morning and emerged with
a fine fund of information regarding the sleeping sickness and the
ravages of the tse-tse fly, and after that he became doubly obnoxious
to Bob. Martin may or may not have been correct in connecting the bite
of the tse-tse with the sleeping sickness, but the way in which he
drove the flies away from Bob’s vicinity proved that he meant to take
no chances. Strangely, the object of his solicitous care resented this
manifestation of it more than any other, and Martin had only to fix a
piercing gaze on the tip of Bob’s nose and begin a cautious approach
with uplifted hand to throw Bob into a paroxysm of lamentable anger.
Martin, repulsed, would explain in hurt tones that never having seen
the tse-tse fly he couldn’t be supposed to know it from the common or
house-fly, and that he consequently was using only excusable caution.
Naturally enough, Willard and Joe enjoyed the nonsense and egged Martin
on, but when the latter began flooding Bob’s mail with patent medicine
circulars and stories of miraculous cures clipped from the newspapers,
Bob’s patience became exhausted and he vowed revenge.
“I’m going to get good and even with you, Mart,” he declared one
afternoon when Martin had drawn his attention to an advertisement
extolling the merits of a net to be worn over the head to the utter
confusion of mosquitoes and flies. “When I get through with you, my
humorous young friend, you won’t know there’s such a word as ‘fly’ in
the English language. And you’ll be good and sick yourself, believe me!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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