It had been pouring all day, a cold, driving rain, which kept some
forty-odd active, vigorous athletes cooped up in the confines of the
hotel.
It was not so bad in the morning, but by the middle of the afternoon
pool had lost its charm, craps failed to interest; and even the
inveterate poker players were becoming satiated with that game.
“I can feel myself putting on pounds and pounds,” mourned “Splinter”
Jones, one of the outfielders, whose winter of luxurious idleness
had resulted in about fifteen pounds of troublesome and unnecessary
weight. “It’ll set me back a week.”
“Too bad there ain’t a Turkish bath in this blooming village,” yawned
Cy Russell. “If we was only in little old New York you could sit in a
steam room and lose all the weight you wanted to.”
Fargo turned suddenly from the window, his eyes sparkling.
“Gee whiz, Cy!” he exclaimed. “That ain’t a bad idea. Why can’t we fix
up one?”
The pitcher’s eyes widened. “Fix up what?” he inquired. “A Turkish
bath? You talk nutty, Buck.”
“Nix! It’s a cinch! One thing good about this hash house is they’ve
always got plenty of hot water. What’s to prevent our hiking up to one
of the bathrooms, stopping the cracks with towels, and turning on the
hot water full. I’ll guarantee in ten minutes you couldn’t see across
the room. Moreover, the radiators are all red-hot to-day, and if we
wrap Splinter up in blankets and set him down on one in the bathroom,
we’ll see him oozing away to a shadow before our very eyes.”
Jones straightened up in his chair, his lips pursed disapprovingly.
“Not me,” he declared firmly. “Mebbe I’ve done some fool things in my
life, but I never yet set down on a red-hot radiator without my clothes
on, and I ain’t going to begin now.”
“You loon!” grinned Fargo. “Did you think I meant without something
under you to keep you from getting scorched? I ain’t got it in for
you that bad. A bunch of bath towels’ll do the trick and make you so
comfortable you’ll be going to sleep. Come on, boy! Be a sport.”
The others added their persuasions, and at length the stout outfielder
yielded. The thought of parting with five or six pounds at one fell
swoop was irresistible. He presently arose and, escorted by eight or
ten fellows, made his way to the upper regions.
Lefty Locke did not happen to be in the lobby to see them go. He
had gone up to his room soon after dinner, read several chapters in
a volume of Dickens, and taken a sudden notion to write to his kid
brother. By the time the letter was finished and he had pottered around
a little longer, fretting at the downpour and regretting that he had
not been able to keep up the good work commenced on the field the day
before, it was nearly half past four.
“Reckon I’ll go down and scare up somebody for a game of billiards,” he
thought.
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