He looked so ridiculous as he stood there, scowling fiercely and trying
to gather the inadequate folds of the scanty blanket around him, that
another burst of laughter commenced. It was cut short, however, by the
whirring of the elevator.
“Come inside, you loon!” ejaculated Russell, grabbing the outfielder by
the arm and hustling him into the room. “You ain’t decent. What if a
woman should come along!”
At the suggestion the men all scuttled out of sight. Lefty followed
them. The interruption had given Miller ample time to make himself
scarce, and, besides, Locke was curious to learn more of the trick
which had been played on Jones.
It proved to be simple to a degree. The improvised Turkish bath had
been an unqualified success, as Lefty realized the instant he entered
the superheated bathroom, where the atmosphere made him fairly gasp
for breath. The water still boiled from the tap, sending up clouds of
steam. In one corner was the fateful radiator that had aided Fargo in
the perpetration of the prank which justly aroused the wrath of Jones.
Until Buck Fargo’s unfortunate propensity for joking had got the
better of him, everything had gone smoothly. Jones and several other
players who thought they could stand a little less weight stripped,
swathed themselves in blankets, and took turns sitting on the sizzling
radiator, well protected by several thicknesses of bath toweling.
Perspiration streamed from every pore as superfluous tissue oozed away.
After each man had indulged in several rounds of the sweating process,
it was observed that Jones was monopolizing the newly discovered boon.
Protests were unavailing. He simply sat on the radiator until he
could stand the heat no longer, regardless of the clamorous waiting
list, and Russell was on the point of using force when he received an
unmistakably insignificant wink from Buck Fargo, which made him refrain
from butting in.
When the outfielder’s turn came again, he carefully adjusted the
blankets about him and approached the radiator. The others were all
gathered around, uttering various joshing comments. The big backstop
leaned carelessly against the wall close to the heated coils. The room
was hazy with steam pouring out of the faucet of the bathtub.
Cautiously Jones parted the blankets, and let himself down slowly,
quite oblivious to the fact that Fargo had removed the towels with a
dexterous twitch. The next instant a fearful yell rent the air, and
the outfielder shot up as if galvanized, caught sight of the catcher
slipping out of the door, and flung himself after in hot pursuit, with
the resultant upsetting of Lefty Locke’s plans.
The latter was not quite so entertained by the joke as he might have
been had it not caused him to lose the waiter. He was swiftly becoming
more and more convinced that, if he could only once get hold of the
fellow and bring a little pressure to bear upon him, Miller might tell
him a lot.
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