Les beaux messieurs de Bois-Doré Vol. 1 (of 2)Sand, George
History
Les beaux messieurs de Bois-Doré Vol. 1 (of 2)
Sand, George
France -- History -- Louis XIII, 1610-1643 -- Fiction
But the wigmaker told him so many times that he looked no more than
thirty years old with that lovely wig, that he purchased it, and at once
ordered another, for economy's sake, as he said, in order to save the
first one.
However, he changed his mind the next day. He considered that he looked
older than before with that youthful head, and all the friends whom he
consulted shared that opinion.
The wigmaker explained to him that the hair, eyebrows and beard must be
made to correspond, and he sold him the dye. But thereupon, Bois-Doré
found that his face was so deathly pale amid those blotches of ink, that
it was necessary to explain to him that he would require rouge.
"It would seem," he said, "that when you begin to resort to artificial
methods, you can never stop?"
"That is the general rule," replied the rejuvenator; "choose whether you
will be old or appear old?"
"But am I old, pray?"
"No, since you can still appear to be young by the use of my receipts."
From that day Bois-Doré wore a wig; eyebrows, moustaches and beard
painted and waxed; chalk on his nose; rouge on his cheeks; fragrant
powders in every fold of his wrinkles; and, lastly, perfumes and
scent-bags all over his person; so that, when he left his room, you
could smell him in the poultry-yard; and if he simply passed the kennel,
all his coursing dogs sneezed and made wry faces for an hour.
When he had thoroughly succeeded in making an absurd old automaton out
of the handsome old man he had been, he took measures to spoil his
figure, which had the dignity befitting his years, by having his
doublets and short-clothes lined with double rows of steel, and holding
himself so erect that he went to bed every night with a lame back.
It would have killed him, had not the fashion changed, luckily for him.
The stiff, close-fitting doublets of Henry IV. gave way to the light
surtouts of the young favorites of Louis XIII. The hoop-shaped
short-clothes were succeeded by broad, full breeches which yielded to
every movement of the body.
It cost Bois-Doré a pang to give way to these innovations, and to part
with his rigid _godronné_ ruffs just to be a little more comfortable in
the light _rotondes_. He sorely regretted the stiff lace, but ribbons
and fluffy laces seduced him by slow degrees, and he returned from a
brief visit to Paris dressed in the style affected by young men of
fashion, and imitating their heedless, exhausted airs, sprawling in easy
chairs, striking weary attitudes, rising from his seat in waltz time; in
a word, enacting, with his tall figure and strongly-marked features, the
rôle of insipid little marquis, which Molière, thirty years later,
found complete in its absurdity and ripe for his satire.
This method enabled Bois-Doré to conceal the real burden of his years
beneath a disguise which transformed him into a sort of absurd ghost.
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