Les Bijoux Indiscrets, or, The Indiscreet ToysDiderot, Denis
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Les Bijoux Indiscrets, or, The Indiscreet Toys
Diderot, Denis
Erotic fiction; Louis XV, King of France, 1710-1774 -- Fiction
"'I imagined, thro' attachment to the prejudices of my first
education, that I should open to myself a safer, easier, and more
agreeable career, if I preferr'd the part of humility to that of
pride; and I offered myself with infantile bashfulness and winning
supplications to all, whom I had the good fortune to meet.
"'But oh! how unhappy are the times. After ten times more _buts_ and
_ifs_ and _ands_ than were sufficient to make the most unemployed
Toy lose all patience, my services were accepted. Alas! this job
was of short duration. My first possessor giving himself up to the
flattering glory of a new conquest, discarded me, and I found myself
all at once out of employment.
"'My treasure was gone, and I did not flatter myself that fortune
would make me amends for it. In effect the vacant place was occupied,
but not filled by a Sexagenarian, to whom good will was less wanting
than the means.
"'He laboured with all his might to make me forget my past state. He
had for me all that behavior, which is esteemed polite and engaging in
the career that I pursued: but his efforts did not conquer my regret.
"'If industry, which is said never to fall short, made him find in
the treasures of the natural faculty some abatement to my grief; this
compensation to me appeared insufficient, in spite of my imagination,
which was daily on the rack to find new resemblances, and even to
suppose imaginary ones, but to no purpose.
"'Such is the advantage of primacy, that it seizes the idea, and forms
a barrier against every thing that would afterwards present itself
under other forms: and such is, shall I say it, to our shame, the
ungrateful nature of Toys, that they never take the good-will for the
deed.
"'This remark seems to me so natural, that, without being indebted to
any body for it, I cannot think that I am the only one who has made
it. But if any person before me has been struck with it; at least,
gentlemen I am the first who undertake, by demonstrating it, to set
its full value in a proper light.
"'I am far from laying the least blame to the charge of those who have
raised their voice hitherto, for having let this stroke escape them;
my self-love being abundantly satisfied, to be able, after so great a
number of orators, to present my observation as something new.--'"
"Ah! prince," cried Mirzoza smartly, "I fancy I hear the chiromancer
of the Manimonbanda. Apply to him, and you will have the subtile and
critical explanation, of which you would in vain expect the agreeable
present from any other person."
The African author says, that Mangogul smiled, and continued. "But I
do not intend," says he, "to relate the rest of his discourse. If this
beginning has not given as much amusement as the first pages of _La Fée
Taupe_, the sequel would be more tiresome than the last pages of the
_Fée Moustache_."
CHAP. XXXVII.
_Mirzoza's dream._
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