Letters of Major Jack Downing, of the Downingville MilitiaSmith, Seba
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Letters of Major Jack Downing, of the Downingville Militia
Smith, Seba
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Caricatures and cartoons; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Humor
much more is stolen from us we will all have to come home and get
new wardrobes. All the brothers and sisters have been very much
puzzled about this strange affair. The colored people all seem to
be so very pious that was not believed for a long time that they
could have stolen the things, but it seems they did, for old Miss
Huggins was determined to find out, and she went off to some of the
cabins, and there she found them tryin to comb their woolly heads
with one of her fine teeth combs!
I tell you what it is, uncle Jack, I am afraid I've come on a
fool's errand. Some how there aint the right look to things here,
and ef we don't succeed better in the future than we have so far,
in educating these colored people, I fear our labor will be lost.
They will talk well enough before your face, but it don't last. But
don't you let on to the Downingville folks that I'm at all
disencouraged. If I come home it will be on the excuse that the
climate don't agree with me. Elder Sniffles says no one must leave
for any other reason, for that would bring down odium on the great
cause. Elder Sniffles is going to preach hereafter regularly to the
colored brethren, and he hopes he will soon teach them how wicked
it is to steal. As soon as he teaches them that, then he is going
on to other subjects, but that must be taught them at once, for one
or two more hauls on us would send us all home with "nothing to
wear."
Your affectionate neece,
JERUSHA MATILDA JENKINS.
Wen I got thrue, Linkin jumped rite up out of his cheer and stomped his
foot so as to make the house shake. Ses he, "What a cussed hole that
Port Royal must be!" Decon Jenkins ses he, "Don't speak wickedly with
your lips, Mr. President." "Wal," ses Linkin, "it _is_ a _cussed_ hole,
and I ken prove it by the Scriptur." "I guess not," ses the Decon.
"Wal," ses Linkin, "didn't the Lord cuss the earth for man's sins?"
"Yes," ses the Decon. "Wal, I'de like to know," ses Linkin, "whether
you think Port Royal _was an excepshin_?" I never seed a feller look so
chop-fallen as the Decon did, and I snorted rite out a laughin, for the
Decon thinks he's so smart on Scriptur. Linkin, however, declares that
he ain't got nothin to do with this nigger schule teachin, but that it
is all Chase's plans. But its turnin out jest as I expected; Jerusha
now begins to see that what I telled her was true. The gal will be
comin back afore long, you may be sure, but she'll be cured of
niggerism; that will be one good thing. I only wish I could send all
the old maids and silly gals in New England down there. They would soon
get the nigger notions out of their heads.
Your frend,
MAJER JACK DOWNING.
LETTER VI.
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