Lewie; Or, The Bended TwigBradford, Sarah H. (Sarah Hopkins)
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Lewie; Or, The Bended Twig
Bradford, Sarah H. (Sarah Hopkins)
Fiction
“My dear,” said she one night to Effie, “I feel very unwell; very
unwell, indeed; I think it’s more’n likely I shan’t last the night
through. I wish you wouldn’t leave me alone this evening, and then if
I’m suddenly taken worse, you know you can call the family. I should
like to see them all before I go.”
Effie promised she would not leave her, and bringing her book, she
seated herself by the stove in cousin Betty’s room. In about a hour she
appeared in the parlor, her face purple with the effort to suppress the
inclination to laugh, and said, “Oh, do all of you please to come to
cousin Betty’s room a few moments.”
“What, is she dying?” they asked.
“Oh, no! but just come; very quietly; there’s a sight for you to see.”
Cousin Betty always tied a large handkerchief about her head when she
went to bed, and on the night in question, the two ends of the
handkerchief being tied in a knot stood up from her head like two
enormous ears. She was bolstered up by pillows, as she declared she
could not breathe in any other position, and at every breath she drew
she opened and shut her mouth with a sudden jerk. Effie had looked up
from her reading suddenly, and caught the reflection of cousin Betty’s
profile, thrown by the light, greatly magnified upon the wall, and
stuffing her handkerchief in her mouth to prevent a sudden explosion of
laughter, by which cousin Betty might be awakened, she ran to call the
family. No pen-sketch but an actual profile would give the slightest
idea of the extraordinary and most ludicrous appearance of the image
thus thrown upon the wall; with the enormous ears standing up, and the
mouth and chin snapping together like the claws of a lobster. One by
one they rushed from the room, till at length a smothered cacchination
from one of the little ones awoke cousin Betty, who exclaimed:
“Who is sobbing there? My dear friends do not distress yourselves, I
find myself considerably more comfortable.”
This “clapped the climax,” and the room was unavoidably deserted for a
few minutes; but at length Effie found courage to return, and, by
placing the light in another position, was enabled to keep watch for
the remainder of the evening.
There were some very amusing stories told in the family of cousin
Betty’s adventures, one of which I will relate here. She was at one
time making one of her long visits at Mr. Wharton’s, when, getting out
of yarn, and not being willing to remain long idle, she began to worry
about some way to get over to the village. The horses were all out at
work upon the farm, except Old Prancer, a superannuated old horse, who
was never used except for Mrs. Wharton or the girls to drive; for,
whatever claims “Prancer” may once have had to his name, it had been a
misnomer for some years past, and no one suspected him of having a
spark of spirit.
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