Not far from him, unconsciously seated above the radiator from which the
warm air rose, blowing out the legs of his trousers, was the Prince de
Waldeck. The Prince de Waldeck was what Pierre de Coulevain would
describe as "Old France"; his face was wrinkled like the sole of a foot,
and he wore a Lavallière tie, button boots and a coat of a "Club
Agricole" cut; he never shook hands with anyone, and beneath a
blustering demeanour concealed a heart of gold. With a certain bitter
charm he could talk amusingly about anything because of his warped sense
of humour. He was one of the last of the idlers, and belonged to a past
generation: in the morning he fenced, in the afternoon he hunted about
for seventeenth-century first editions and fortune tellers; he was the
only man who still went to tea parties; in the evening he always
dressed, even when dining by himself. One of his affectations was never
to tell his age. When anyone asked him he answered "--ty-eight,"
smothering the first part of the number. He was known as Tyate. Not a
day passed without his making a pun. He used to act as judge in the
jumping at the Horse Show. He occasionally went to theatres but never to
music halls or cinemas. In fact he represented a complete period.
At the moment of Lewis's entry the Prince had just told how Madame
Briffault, whom he had consulted that afternoon, had foretold that the
greater part of his fortune "which he had hidden away in England" (as
indeed he had) would soon be lost.
"It's the fault of the financial 'International,' isn't it?" he asked,
turning to an ex-Prime Minister for the time being unemployed, who
blushed; he took any remark directly addressed to himself as a
challenge, and kept himself modestly in a corner like a spittoon.
"You see, Anglophile," he went on, addressing Lewis, "your beastly
pound sterling...," to the great annoyance of Captain Montgiscard,
himself an obsolete type of naval officer and art connoisseur, who was
waiting to be asked to play Delage's _Hindu Love Songs_ on the piano,
and who was running his bejewelled fingers through a tactile beard which
was like that of a deep-sea fish.
"My dear old Tyate," answered Lewis, "that is of no interest at all.
What _is_ amusing is to do business. Whether it is in shells or English
bank-notes, or depreciated stock, it is all the same. One is put into
this world to gamble."
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