Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 01
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M. Renault patiently explained to him, while picking up the pieces of
the mirror, that the pretty little song of Queen Hortense had become a
national air, and even an official one, since the regimental bands had
substituted that gentle melody for the fierce 'Marseillaise'; and that
our soldiers, strange to say, had not fought any the worse for it. But
the colonel had already opened the window, and was crying out to the
Savoyard with the organ:--
"Eh! Friend! A napoleon for you if you will tell me in what year I am
drawing the breath of life!"
The artist began dancing as lightly as possible, playing on his musical
instrument.
"Advance at the order!" cried the colonel, "and keep that devilish
machine still!"
"A little penny, my good monsieur!"
"It is not a penny that I'll give you, but a napoleon, if you'll tell
what year it is."
"Oh, but that's funny! Hi--hi--hi!"
"And if you don't tell me quicker than this amounts to, I'll cut your
ears off!"
The Savoyard ran away, but he came back pretty soon, having meditated,
during his flight, on the maxim "Nothing risk, nothing gain."
"Monsieur," said he, in a wheedling voice, "this is the year eighteen
hundred and fifty-nine."
"Good!" cried Fougas. He felt in his pockets for money, and found
nothing there. Léon saw his predicament, and flung twenty francs into
the court. Before shutting the window, he pointed out, to the right,
the façade of a pretty little new building, where the colonel could
distinctly read:--
AUDRET ARCHITECTE
MDCCCLIX
A perfectly satisfactory piece of evidence, and one which did not cost
twenty francs.
Fougas, a little confused, pressed Léon's hand and said to him:--
"My friend, I do not forget that Confidence is the first duty from
Gratitude toward Beneficence. But tell me of our country! I tread the
sacred soil where I received my being, and I am ignorant of the career
of my native land. France is still the queen of the world, is she not?"
"Certainly," said Léon.
"How is the Emperor?"
"Well."
"And the Empress?"
"Very well."
"And the King of Rome?"
"The Prince Imperial? He is a very fine child."
"How? A fine child! And you have the face to say that this is 1859!"
M. Nibor took up the conversation, and explained in a few words that the
reigning sovereign of France was not Napoleon I., but Napoleon III.
"But then," cried Fougas, "my Emperor is dead!"
"Yes."
"Impossible! Tell me anything you will but that! My Emperor is
immortal."
M. Nibor and the Renaults, who were not quite professional historians,
were obliged to give him a summary of the history of our century. Some
one went after a big book, written by M. de Norvins and illustrated with
fine engravings by Raffet. He only believed in the presence of Truth
when he could touch her with his hand, and still cried out almost every
moment, "That's impossible! This is not history that you are reading to
me: it is a romance written to make soldiers weep!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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