There was John R----, from Smith-town, the most notorious swearer in the
district; a man who esteemed himself clever, nor did he want for natural
talent, but he had converted his mouth into such a sink of iniquity that
it corrupted the whole man, and all the weak and thoughtless of his own
sex who admitted him into their company. I had tried to convince John
R---- (for he often frequented the house under the pretence of borrowing
books) of the great crime that he was constantly committing, and of the
injurious effect it must produce upon his own family, but the mental
disease had taken too deep a root to be so easily cured. Like a person
labouring under some foul disease, he contaminated all he touched.
Such men seem to make an ambitious display of their bad habits in
such scenes, and if they afford a little help, they are sure to get
intoxicated and make a row. There was my friend, old Ned Dunn, who had
been so anxious to get us out of the burning fallow. There was a whole
group of Dummer Pines: Levi, the little wiry, witty poacher; Cornish
Bill, the honest-hearted old peasant, with his stalwart figure and
uncouth dialect; and David and Ned--all good men and true; and Malachi
Chroak, a queer, withered-up, monkey-man, that seemed like some
mischievous elf, flitting from heap to heap to make work and fun for the
rest; and many others were at that bee who have since found a rest
in the wilderness: Adam T----, H----, J. M----, H. N---- These, at
different times, lost their lives in those bright waters in which,
on such occasions as these, they used to sport and frolic to refresh
themselves during the noonday heat. Alas! how many, who were then young
and in their prime, that river and its lakes have swept away!
Our men worked well until dinner-time, when, after washing in the lake,
they all sat down to the rude board which I had prepared for them,
loaded with the best fare that could be procured in the bush. Pea-soup,
legs of pork, venison, eel, and raspberry pies, garnished with plenty of
potatoes, and whiskey to wash them down, besides a large iron kettle of
tea. To pour out the latter, and dispense it round, devolved upon me. My
brother and his friends, who were all temperance men, and consequently
the best workers in the field, kept me and the maid actively employed in
replenishing their cups.
The dinner passed off tolerably well; some of the lower order of the
Irish settlers were pretty far gone, but they committed no outrage upon
our feelings by either swearing or bad language, a few harmless jokes
alone circulating among them.
Some one was funning Old Wittals for having eaten seven large cabbages
at Mr. T----'s bee, a few days previous. His son, Sol, thought himself,
as in duty bound, to take up the cudgel for his father.
“Now, I guess that's a lie, anyhow. Fayther was sick that day, and I
tell you he only ate five.”
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