I brought him a new pair of fine, drab-coloured kerseymere trowsers that
had never been worn. Although he was eloquent in his thanks, I had no
idea that he meant to keep them for his sole individual use from that
day thenceforth. But after all, what was the man to do? He had no
trousers, and no money, and he could not take to the woods. Certainly
his loss was not our gain. It was the old proverb reversed. The season
for putting in the potatoes had now arrived. Malcolm volunteered to cut
the sets, which was easy work that could be done in the house, and over
which he could lounge and smoke; but Moodie told him that he must take
his share in the field, that I had already sets enough saved to plant
half-an-acre, and would have more prepared by the time they were
required. With many growls and shrugs, he felt obliged to comply; and
he performed his part pretty well, the execrations bestowed upon the
mosquitoes and black-flies forming a sort of safety-valve to let off the
concentrated venom of his temper. When he came in to dinner, he held out
his hands to me.
“Look at these hands.”
“They are blistered with the hoe.”
“Look at my face.”
“You are terribly disfigured by the black-flies. But Moodie suffers just
as much, and says nothing.”
“Bah!--The only consolation one feels for such annoyances is to
complain. Oh, the woods!--the cursed woods!--how I wish I were out of
them.” The day was very warm, but in the afternoon I was surprised by a
visit from an old maiden lady, a friend of mine from C--. She had walked
up with a Mr. Crowe, from Peterborough, a young, brisk-looking farmer,
in breeches and top-boots, just out from the old country, who, naturally
enough, thought he would like to roost among the woods.
He was a little, lively, good-natured manny, with a real Anglo-Saxon
face,--rosy, high cheek-boned, with full lips, and a turned-up nose;
and, like most little men, was a great talker, and very full of himself.
He had belonged to the secondary class of farmers, and was very vulgar,
both in person and manners. I had just prepared tea for my visitors,
when Malcolm and Moodie returned from the field. There was no
affectation about the former. He was manly in his person, and blunt
even to rudeness, and I saw by the quizzical look which he cast upon the
spruce little Crowe that he was quietly quizzing him from head to heel.
A neighbour had sent me a present of maple molasses, and Mr. Crowe was
so fearful of spilling some of the rich syrup upon his drab shorts that
he spread a large pocket-handkerchief over his knees, and tucked another
under his chin. I felt very much inclined to laugh, but restrained the
inclination as well as I could--and if the little creature would have
sat still, I could have quelled my rebellious propensity altogether; but
up he would jump at every word I said to him, and make me a low, jerking
bow, often with his mouth quite full, and the treacherous molasses
running over his chin.
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