**[footnote] These four lines are a paraphrase of the original. Clarin's jokes are different, and not much better. He says he spends his days studying philosophy in the works of 'Nicomedes' (or 'Not-eating'), and his nights perusing the decrees of the 'Nicene' Council (Concilio 'Niceno', the Council of 'No-Supper'). * * * * * SCENE II. Soldiers and CLARIN. FIRST SOLDIER [within]. He is here within this tower. Dash the door from off its hinges; Enter all CLARIN: Good God! 'tis certain That 'tis me they seek so briskly, Since they say that I am here. What can they require? FIRST SOLDIER [within]. Go in there. [Several Soldiers enter. SECOND SOLDIER. Here he is. CLARIN. He's not. ALL THE SOLDIERS. Great lord! CLARIN [aside]. Are the fellows mad or tipsy? FIRST SOLDIER. Thou art our own Prince, and we Will not have, and won't admit of, Any but our natural Prince; We no foreign Prince here wish for. Let us kneel and kiss thy feet. THE SOLDIERS. Live, long live our best of Princes! CLARIN [aside.] 'Gad! the affair grows rather serious. Is it usual in this kingdom To take some one out each day, Make him Prince, and then remit him To this tower? It must be so, Since each day that sight I witness. I must therefore play my part. SOLDIERS. Thy feet give us! CLARIN. I can't give them, As I want them for myself. For a prince to be a cripple Would be rather a defect. SECOND SOLDIER. We have all conveyed our wishes To your father; we have told him You alone shall be our Prince here, Not the Duke. CLARIN. And were you guilty 'Gainst my sire, of disrespect? FIRST SOLDIER. 'Twas the loyalty of our spirit. CLARIN. If 'twas loyalty, I forgive you. SECOND SOLDIER. Come, regain thy lost dominion. Long live Sigismund! ALL. Live the Prince. CLARIN [aside]. Say they Sigismund? Good. Admitted. Sigismund must be the name Given to all pretended princes. * * * * * SCENE III. SIGISMUND, CLARIN, and Soldiers. SIGISMUND. Who has named here Sigismund? CLARIN [aside.] Ah, I'm but an addled prince, then! FIRST SOLDIER. Who is Sigismund? SIGISMUND. Who? I. SECOND SOLDIER [to CLARIN]. How, then, didst thou, bold and silly, Dare to make thee Sigismund? CLARIN. I a Sigismund? Thou fibbest; It was you yourselves that thus Sigismundized me and princed me: All the silliness and the boldness Have been by yourselves committed.