Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The colonel and the mess-room looked at the man in silence. It is a
horrible thing to hear a man cry. A woman can sob from the top of her
palate, or her lips, or anywhere else, but a man must cry from his
diaphragm, and it rends him to pieces.
‘Poor devil!’ said the colonel, coughing tremendously. ‘We ought to send
him to hospital. He’s been man-handled.’
Now the adjutant loved his carbines. They were to him as his
grandchildren, the men standing in the first place. He grunted
rebelliously: ‘I can understand an Afghan stealing, because he’s built
that way. But I can’t understand his crying. That makes it worse.’
The brandy must have affected Dirkovitch, for he lay back in his chair
and stared at the ceiling. There was nothing special in the ceiling
beyond a shadow as of a huge black coffin. Owing to some peculiarity in
the construction of the mess-room this shadow was always thrown when
the candles were lighted. It never disturbed the digestion of the White
Hussars. They were in fact rather proud of it.
‘Is he going to cry all night?’ said the colonel, ‘or are we supposed to
sit up with little Mildred’s guest until he feels better?’
The man in the chair threw up his head and stared at the mess. ‘Oh, my
God!’ he said, and every soul in the mess rose to his feet. Then the
Lushkar captain did a deed for which he ought to have been given the
Victoria Cross--distinguished gallantry in a fight against overwhelming
curiosity. He picked up his team with his eyes as the hostess picks up
the ladies at the opportune moment, and pausing only by the colonel’s
chair to say, ‘This isn’t OUR affair, you know, sir,’ led them into the
verandah and the gardens. Hira Singh was the last to go, and he looked
at Dirkovitch. But Dirkovitch had departed into a brandy-paradise of his
own. His lips moved without sound and he was studying the coffin on the
ceiling.
‘White--white all over,’ said Basset-Holmer, the adjutant. ‘What a
pernicious renegade he must be! I wonder where he came from?’
The colonel shook the man gently by the arm, and ‘Who are you?’ said he.
There was no answer. The man stared round the mess-room and smiled in
the colonel’s face. Little Mildred, who was always more of a woman than
a man till ‘Boot and saddle’ was sounded, repeated the question in a
voice that would have drawn confidences from a geyser. The man only
smiled. Dirkovitch at the far end of the table slid gently from his
chair to the floor.
No son of Adam in this present imperfect world can mix the Hussars’
champagne with the Hussars’ brandy by five and eight glasses of each
without remembering the pit whence he was digged and descending thither.
The band began to play the tune with which the White Hussars from the
date of their formation have concluded all their functions. They would
sooner be disbanded than abandon that tune; it is a part of their
system. The man straightened himself in his chair and drummed on the
table with his fingers.
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