Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I don’t see why we should entertain lunatics,’ said the colonel. ‘Call
a guard and send him off to the cells. We’ll look into the business in
the morning. Give him a glass of wine first though.’
Little Mildred filled a sherry-glass with the brandy and thrust it over
to the man. He drank, and the tune rose louder, and he straightened
himself yet more. Then he put out his long-taloned hands to a piece of
plate opposite and fingered it lovingly. There was a mystery connected
with that piece of plate, in the shape of a spring which converted what
was a seven-branched candlestick, three springs on each side and one in
the middle, into a sort of wheel-spoke candelabrum. He found the spring,
pressed it, and laughed weakly. He rose from his chair and inspected a
picture on the wall, then moved on to another picture, the mess watching
him without a word. When he came to the mantelpiece he shook his head
and seemed distressed. A piece of plate representing a mounted hussar
in full uniform caught his eye. He pointed to it, and then to the
mantelpiece with inquiry in his eyes.
‘What is it--Oh what is it?’ said little Mildred. Then as a mother might
speak to a child, ‘That is a horse. Yes, a horse.’
Very slowly came the answer in a thick, passionless guttural--‘Yes,
I--have seen. But--where is THE horse?’
You could have heard the hearts of the mess beating as the men drew back
to give the stranger full room in his wanderings. There was no question
of calling the guard.
Again he spoke--very slowly, ‘Where is OUR horse?’
There is but one horse in the White Hussars, and his portrait hangs
outside the door of the mess-room. He is the piebald drum-horse,
the king of the regimental band, that served the regiment for
seven-and-thirty years, and in the end was shot for old age. Half the
mess tore the thing down from its place and thrust it into the man’s
hands. He placed it above the mantel-piece, it clattered on the ledge
as his poor hands dropped it, and he staggered towards the bottom of
the table, falling into Mildred’s chair. Then all the men spoke to one
another something after this fashion, ‘The drum-horse hasn’t hung over
the mantelpiece since ‘67.’ ‘How does he know?’ ‘Mildred, go and speak
to him again.’ ‘Colonel, what are you going to do?’ ‘Oh, dry up, and
give the poor devil a chance to pull himself together.’ ‘It isn’t
possible anyhow. The man’s a lunatic.’
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