Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Little Mildred stood at the colonel’s side talking in his ear. ‘Will you
be good enough to take your seats please, gentlemen!’ he said, and the
mess dropped into the chairs. Only Dirkovitch’s seat, next to little
Mildred’s, was blank, and little Mildred himself had found Hira Singh’s
place. The wide-eyed mess-sergeant filled the glasses in deep silence.
Once more the colonel rose, but his hand shook and the port spilled on
the table as he looked straight at the man in little Mildred’s chair and
said hoarsely, ‘Mr. Vice, the Queen.’ There was a little pause, but the
man sprung to his feet and answered without hesitation, ‘The Queen,
God bless her!’ and as he emptied the thin glass he snapped the shank
between his fingers.
Long and long ago, when the Empress of India was a young woman and there
were no unclean ideals in the land, it was the custom of a few messes
to drink the Queen’s toast in broken glass, to the vast delight of the
mess-contractors. The custom is now dead, because there is nothing to
break anything for, except now and again the word of a Government, and
that has been broken already.
‘That settles it,’ said the colonel, with a gasp. ‘He’s not a sergeant.
What in the world is he?’
The entire mess echoed the word, and the volley of questions would have
scared any man. It was no wonder that the ragged, filthy invader could
only smile and shake his head.
From under the table, calm and smiling, rose Dirkovitch, who had been
roused from healthful slumber by feet upon his body. By the side of the
man he rose, and the man shrieked and grovelled. It was a horrible sight
coming so swiftly upon the pride and glory of the toast that had brought
the strayed wits together.
Dirkovitch made no offer to raise him, but little Mildred heaved him
up in an instant. It is not good that a gentleman who can answer to the
Queen’s toast should lie at the feet of a subaltern of Cossacks.
The hasty action tore the wretch’s upper clothing nearly to the waist,
and his body was seamed with dry black scars. There is only one weapon
in the world that cuts: in parallel lines, and it is neither the cane
nor the cat. Dirkovitch saw the marks, and the pupils of his eyes
dilated. Also his face changed. He said something that sounded like Shto
ve takete, and the man fawning answered, Chetyre.
‘What’s that?’ said everybody together.
‘His number. That is number four, you know.’ Dirkovitch spoke very
thickly.
‘What has a Queen’s officer to do with a qualified number?’ said the
Colonel, and an unpleasant growl ran round the table.
‘How can I tell?’ said the affable Oriental with a sweet smile. ‘He
is a--how you have it?--escape--run-a-way, from over there.’ He nodded
towards the darkness of the night.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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