Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘’Pon my soul, I don’t wonder,’ said Strickland, with his eyes on the
ceiling-cloth. ‘Look at that!’
The tails of two brown snakes were hanging between the cloth and the
cornice of the wall. They threw long shadows in the lamplight.
‘If you are afraid of snakes of course--’ said Strickland.
I hate and fear snakes, because if you look into the eyes of any snake
you will see that it knows all and more of the mystery of man’s fall,
and that it feels all the contempt that the Devil felt when Adam was
evicted from Eden. Besides which its bite is generally fatal, and it
twists up trouser legs.
‘You ought to get your thatch overhauled,’ I said.
‘Give me a mahseer-rod, and we’ll poke ‘em down.’
‘They’ll hide among the roof-beams,’ said Strickland. ‘I can’t stand
snakes overhead. I’m going up into the roof. If I shake ‘em down, stand
by with a cleaning-rod and break their backs.’
I was not anxious to assist Strickland in his work, but I took the
cleaning-rod and waited in the dining-room, while Strickland brought a
gardener’s ladder from the verandah, and set it against the side of the
room.
The snake-tails drew themselves up and disappeared. We could hear the
dry rushing scuttle of long bodies running over the baggy ceiling-cloth.
Strickland took a lamp with him, while I tried to make clear to him
the danger of hunting roof-snakes between a ceiling-cloth and a
thatch, apart from the deterioration of property caused by ripping out
ceiling-cloths.
‘Nonsense!’ said Strickland. ‘They’re sure to hide near the walls by the
cloth. The bricks are too cold for ‘em, and the heat of the room is just
what they like.’ He put his hand to the corner of the stuff and
ripped it from the cornice. It gave with a great sound of tearing, and
Strickland put his head through the opening into the dark of the angle
of the roof-beams. I set my teeth and lifted the rod, for I had not the
least knowledge of what might descend.
‘H’m!’ said Strickland, and his voice rolled and rumbled in the roof.
‘There’s room for another set of rooms up here, and, by Jove, some one
is occupying ‘em!’
‘Snakes?’ I said from below.
‘No. It’s a buffalo. Hand me up the two last joints of a mahseer-rod,
and I’ll prod it. It’s lying on the main roof-beam.’
I handed up the rod.
‘What a nest for owls and serpents! No wonder the snakes live here,’
said Strickland, climbing farther into the roof. I could see his elbow
thrusting with the rod. ‘Come out of that, whoever you are! Heads below
there! It’s falling.’
I saw the ceiling-cloth nearly in the centre of the room bag with a
shape that was pressing it downwards and downwards towards the lighted
lamp on the table. I snatched the lamp out of danger and stood back.
Then the cloth ripped out from the walls, tore, split, swayed, and shot
down upon the table something that I dared not look at, till Strickland
had slid down the ladder and was standing by my side.
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