Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
It was the scrub that suggested to my mind the wisdom of Mulvaney taking
a day’s leave and going upon a shooting-tour. The peacock is a holy bird
throughout India, and he who slays one is in danger of being mobbed by
the nearest villagers; but on the last occasion that Mulvaney had gone
forth, he had contrived, without in the least offending local religious
susceptibilities, to return with six beautiful peacock skins which he
sold to profit. It seemed just possible then--
‘But fwhat manner av use is ut to me goin’ out widout a dhrink? The
ground’s powdher-dhry underfoot, an’ ut gets unto the throat fit to
kill,’ wailed Mulvaney, looking at me reproachfully. ‘An’ a peacock is
not a bird you can catch the tail av onless ye run. Can a man run on
wather--an’ jungle-wather too?’
Ortheris had considered the question in all its bearings. He spoke,
chewing his pipe-stem meditatively the while:
‘Go forth, return in glory, To Clusium’s royal ‘ome:
An’ round these bloomin’ temples ‘ang
The bloomin’ shields o’ Rome.
You better go. You ain’t like to shoot yourself--not while there’s a
chanst of liquor. Me an’ Learoyd’ll stay at ‘ome an’ keep shop--‘case
o’ anythin’ turnin’ up. But you go out with a gas-pipe gun an’ ketch
the little peacockses or somethin’. You kin get one day’s leave easy as
winkin’. Go along an’ get it, an’ get peacockses or somethin’.’
‘Jock,’ said Mulvaney, turning to Learoyd, who was half asleep under the
shadow of the bank. He roused slowly.
‘Sitha, Mulvaaney, go,’ said he.
And Mulvaney went; cursing his allies with Irish fluency and
barrack-room point.
‘Take note,’ said he, when he had won his holiday, and appeared dressed
in his roughest clothes with the only other regimental fowling-piece in
his hand. ‘Take note, Jock, an’ you Orth’ris, I am goin’ in the face
av my own will--all for to please you. I misdoubt anythin’ will come av
permiscuous huntin’ afther peacockses in a desolit lan’; an’ I know that
I will lie down an’ die wid thirrrst. Me catch peacockses for you, ye
lazy scutts--an’ be sacrificed by the peasanthry--Ugh!’
He waved a huge paw and went away.
At twilight, long before the appointed hour, he returned empty-handed,
much begrimed with dirt.
‘Peacockses?’ queried Ortheris from the safe rest of a barrack-room
table whereon he was smoking cross-legged, Learoyd fast asleep on a
bench.
‘Jock,’ said Mulvaney without answering, as he stirred up the sleeper.
‘Jock, can ye fight? Will ye fight?’
Very slowly the meaning of the words communicated itself to the
half-roused man. He understood--and again--what might these things mean?
Mulvaney was shaking him savagely. Meantime the men in the room howled
with delight. There was war in the confederacy at last--war and the
breaking of bonds.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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