Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Barrack-room etiquette is stringent. On the direct challenge must
follow the direct reply. This is more binding than the ties of tried
friendship. Once again Mulvaney repeated the question. Learoyd answered
by the only means in his power, and so swiftly that the Irishman had
barely time to avoid the blow. The laughter around increased. Learoyd
looked bewilderedly at his friend--himself as greatly bewildered.
Ortheris dropped from the table because his world was falling.
‘Come outside,’ said Mulvaney, and as the occupants of the barrack-room
prepared joyously to follow, he turned and said furiously, ‘There will
be no fight this night--onless any wan av you is wishful to assist. The
man that does, follows on.’
No man moved. The three passed out into the moonlight, Learoyd fumbling
with the buttons of his coat. The parade-ground was deserted except for
the scurrying jackals. Mulvaney’s impetuous rush carried his companions
far into the open ere Learoyd attempted to turn round and continue the
discussion.
‘Be still now. ‘Twas my fault for beginnin’ things in the middle av an
end, Jock. I should ha’ comminst wid an explanation; but Jock, dear,
on your sowl are ye fit, think you, for the finest fight that iver
was--betther than fightin’ me? Considher before ye answer.’
More than ever puzzled, Learoyd turned round two or three times, felt an
arm, kicked tentatively, and answered, ‘Ah’m fit.’ He was accustomed to
fight blindly at the bidding of the superior mind.
They sat them down, the men looking on from afar, and Mulvaney untangled
himself in mighty words.
‘Followin’ your fools’ scheme I wint out into the thrackless desert
beyond the barricks. An’ there I met a pious Hindu dhriving a
bullock-kyart. I tuk ut for granted he wud be delighted for to convoy me
a piece, an’ I jumped in--’
‘You long, lazy, black-haired swine,’ drawled Ortheris, who would have
done the same thing under similar circumstances.
‘’Twas the height av policy. That naygur-man dhruv miles an’ miles--as
far as the new railway line they’re buildin’ now back av the Tavi river.
“‘Tis a kyart for dhirt only,” says he now an’ again timoreously, to
get me out av ut. “Dhirt I am,” sez I, “an’ the dhryest that you iver
kyarted. Dhrive on, me son, an glory be wid you.” At that I wint to
slape, an’ took no heed till he pulled up on the embankmint av the line
where the coolies were pilin’ mud. There was a matther av two thousand
coolies on that line--you remimber that. Prisintly a bell rang, an’ they
throops off to a big pay-shed. “Where’s the white man in charge?” sez I
to my kyart-dhriver. “In the shed,” sez he, “engaged on a riffle.”--“A
fwhat?” sez I. “Riffle,” sez he. “You take ticket. He take money. You
get nothin’.”--
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