Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Think av the burnin’
shame to the sufferin’ coolie-man that the army in Injia are bound to
protect an’ nourish in their bosoms! Two thousand coolies defrauded
wanst a month!’
‘Dom t’ coolies. Has’t gotten t’ cheer, man?’ said Learoyd.
‘Hould on. Havin’ onearthed this amazin’ an’ stupenjus fraud committed
by the man Dearsley, I hild a council av war; he thryin’ all the time to
sejuce me into a fight with opprobrious language. That sedan-chair niver
belonged by right to any foreman av coolies. ‘Tis a king’s chair or a
quane’s. There’s gold on ut an’ silk an’ all manner av trapesemints.
Bhoys, ‘tis not for me to countenance any sort av wrong-doin’--me bein’
the ould man--but--anyway he has had ut nine months, an’ he dare not
make throuble av ut was taken from him. Five miles away, or ut may be
six--’
There was a long pause, and the jackals howled merrily. Learoyd bared
one arm, and contemplated it in the moonlight. Then he nodded partly
to himself and partly to his friends. Ortheris wriggled with suppressed
emotion.
‘I thought ye wud see the reasonableness av ut,’ said Mulvaney. ‘I
made bould to say as much to the man before. He was for a direct front
attack--fut, horse, an’ guns--an’ all for nothin’, seein’ that I had no
thransport to convey the machine away. “I will not argue wid you,” sez
I, “this day, but subsequently, Mister Dearsley, me rafflin’ jool, we
talk ut out lengthways. ‘Tis no good policy to swindle the naygur av his
hard-earned emolumints, an’ by presint informashin’”--‘twas the kyart
man that tould me--“ye’ve been perpethrating that same for nine months.
But I’m a just man,” sez I, “an’ overlookin’ the presumpshin that
yondher settee wid the gilt top was not come by honust”--at that he
turned sky-green, so I knew things was more thrue than tellable--“not
come by honust, I’m willin’ to compound the felony for this month’s
winnin’s.”’
‘Ah! Ho!’ from Learoyd and Ortheris.
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