Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘The temple of Prithi-Devi,’ I murmured, remembering the monstrous
horrors of that sculptured archway at Benares.
‘Pretty Devilskins, savin’ your presence, sorr! There was nothin’ pretty
about ut, except me. ‘Twas all half dhark, an’ whin the coolies left
they shut a big black gate behind av us, an’ half a company av fat
yellow priests began pully-haulin’ the palanquins into a dharker place
yet--a big stone hall full av pillars, an’ gods, an’ incense, an’ all
manner av similar thruck. The gate disconcerted me, for I perceived I
wud have to go forward to get out, my retreat bein’ cut off. By the same
token a good priest makes a bad palanquin-coolie. Begad! they nearly
turned me inside out draggin’ the palanquin to the temple. Now the
disposishin av the forces inside was this way. The Maharanee av
Gokral-Seetarun--that was me--lay by the favour av Providence on the far
left flank behind the dhark av a pillar carved with elephints’ heads.
The remainder av the palanquins was in a big half circle facing in to
the biggest, fattest, an’ most amazin’ she-god that iver I dreamed av.
Her head ran up into the black above us, an’ her feet stuck out in the
light av a little fire av melted butter that a priest was feedin’ out
av a butter-dish. Thin a man began to sing an’ play on somethin’ back in
the dhark, an ‘twas a queer song. Ut made my hair lift on the back av
my neck. Thin the doors av all the palanquins slid back, an’ the women
bundled out. I saw what I’ll niver see again. ‘Twas more glorious than
thransformations at a pantomime, for they was in pink an’ blue an’
silver an’ red an’ grass green, wid di’monds an’ im’ralds an’ great red
rubies all over thim. But that was the least part av the glory. O bhoys,
they were more lovely than the like av any loveliness in hiven; ay,
their little bare feet were betther than the white hands av a lord’s
lady, an’ their mouths were like puckered roses, an’ their eyes were
bigger an’ dharker than the eyes av any livin’ women I’ve seen. Ye may
laugh, but I’m speakin’ truth. I niver saw the like, an’ niver I will
again.’
‘Seeing that in all probability you were watching the wives and
daughters of most of the Kings of India, the chances are that you
won’t,’ I said, for it was dawning on me that Mulvaney had stumbled upon
a big Queens’ Praying at Benares.
‘I niver will,’ he said mournfully. ‘That sight doesn’t come twist to
any man. It made me ashamed to watch. A fat priest knocked at my door.
I didn’t think he’d have the insolince to disturb the Maharanee av
Gokral-Seetarun, so I lay still. “The old cow’s asleep,” sez he to
another. “Let her be,” sez that. “‘Twill be long before she has a
calf!” I might ha’ known before he spoke that all a woman prays for in
Injia--an’ for matter o’ that in England too--is childher. That made me
more sorry I’d come, me bein’, as you well know, a childless man.’
He was silent for a moment, thinking of his little son, dead many years
ago.
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