Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘They prayed, an’ the butter-fires blazed up an’ the incense turned
everything blue, an’ between that an’ the fires the women looked as
tho’ they were all ablaze an’ twinklin’. They took hold av the she-god’s
knees, they cried out an’ they threw themselves about, an’ that
world-without-end-amen music was dhrivin’ thim mad. Mother av Hiven! how
they cried, an’ the ould she-god grinnin’ above thim all so scornful!
The dhrink was dyin’ out in me fast, an’ I was thinkin’ harder than the
thoughts wud go through my head--thinkin’ how to get out, an’ all manner
of nonsense as well. The women were rockin’ in rows, their di’mond belts
clickin’, an’ the tears runnin’ out betune their hands, an’ the lights
were goin’ lower an’ dharker. Thin there was a blaze like lightnin’ from
the roof, an’ that showed me the inside av the palanquin, an’ at the end
where my foot was, stood the livin’ spit an’ image o’ mysilf worked on
the linin’. This man here, ut was.’
He hunted in the folds of his pink cloak, ran a hand under one, and
thrust into the firelight a foot-long embroidered presentment of the
great god Krishna, playing on a flute. The heavy jowl, the staring eye,
and the blue-black moustache of the god made up a far-off resemblance to
Mulvaney.
‘The blaze was gone in a wink, but the whole schame came to me thin. I
believe I was mad too. I slid the off-shutter open an’ rowled out into
the dhark behind the elephint-head pillar, tucked up my trousies to
my knees, slipped off my boots an’ tuk a general hould av all the pink
linin’ av the palanquin. Glory be, ut ripped out like a woman’s dhriss
whin you tread on ut at a sergeants’ ball, an’ a bottle came with ut. I
tuk the bottle an’ the next minut I was out av the dhark av the pillar,
the pink linin’ wrapped round me most graceful, the music thunderin’
like kettledrums, an’ a could draft blowin’ round my bare legs. By this
hand that did ut, I was Khrishna tootlin’ on the flute--the god that the
rig’mental chaplain talks about. A sweet sight I must ha’ looked. I knew
my eyes were big, and my face was wax-white, an’ at the worst I must
ha’ looked like a ghost. But they took me for the livin’ god. The music
stopped, and the women were dead dumb an’ I crooked my legs like a
shepherd on a china basin, an’ I did the ghost-waggle with my feet as I
had done ut at the rig’mental theatre many times, an’ I slid acrost
the width av that temple in front av the she-god tootlin’ on the beer
bottle.’
‘Wot did you toot?’ demanded Ortheris the practical.
‘Me? Oh!’ Mulvaney sprang up, suiting the action to the word, and
sliding gravely in front of us, a dilapidated but imposing deity in the
half light. ‘I sang--
‘Only say
You’ll be Mrs. Brallaghan.
Don’t say nay,
Charmin’ Judy Callaghan.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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