Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I can’t remember,’ I said casually. ‘Was it before or after you made
love to Annie Bragin, and got no satisfaction?’
The story of Annie Bragin is written in another place. It is one of the
many less respectable episodes in Mulvaney’s chequered career.
‘Before--before--long before, was that business av Annie Bragin an’ the
corp’ril’s ghost. Niver woman was the worse for me whin I had married
Dinah. There’s a time for all things, an’ I know how to kape all things
in place--barrin’ the dhrink, that kapes me in my place wid no hope av
comin’ to be aught else.’
‘Begin at the beginning,’ I insisted. ‘Mrs. Mulvaney told me that you
married her when you were quartered in Krab Bokhar barracks.’
‘An’ the same is a cess-pit,’ said Mulvaney piously. ‘She spoke thrue,
did Dinah. ‘Twas this way. Talkin’ av that, have ye iver fallen in love,
sorr?’
I preserved the silence of the damned. Mulvaney continued--
‘Thin I will assume that ye have not. _I_ did. In the days av my youth,
as I have more than wanst tould you, I was a man that filled the eye an’
delighted the sowl av women. Niver man was hated as I have bin. Niver
man was loved as I--no, not within half a day’s march av ut! For the
first five years av my service, whin I was what I wud give my sowl to be
now, I tuk whatever was within my reach an’ digested ut--an that’s
more than most men can say. Dhrink I tuk, an’ ut did me no harm. By the
Hollow av Hiven, I cud play wid four women at wanst, an’ kape them from
findin’ out anythin’ about the other three, an’ smile like a full-blown
marigold through ut all. Dick Coulhan, av the battery we’ll have down on
us to-night, could drive his team no betther than I mine, an’ I hild
the worser cattle! An’ so I lived, an’ so I was happy till afther
that business wid Annie Bragin--she that turned me off as cool as a
meat-safe, an’ taught me where I stud in the mind av an honest woman.
‘Twas no sweet dose to swallow.
‘Afther that I sickened awhile an’ tuk thought to my reg’mental work;
conceiting mesilf I wud study an’ be a sergint, an’ a major-gineral
twinty minutes afther that. But on top av my ambitiousness there was an
empty place in my sowl, an’ me own opinion av mesilf cud not fill ut.
Sez I to mesilf, “Terence, you’re a great man an’ the best set-up in the
reg’mint. Go on an’ get promotion.” Sez mesilf to me, “What for?” Sez
I to mesilf, “For the glory av ut!” Sez mesilf to me, “Will that fill
these two strong arrums av yours, Terence?” “Go to the devil,” sez I
to mesilf. “Go to the married lines,” sez mesilf to me. “‘Tis the same
thing,” sez I to mesilf. “Av you’re the same man, ut is,” said mesilf
to me; an’ wid that I considhered on ut a long while. Did you iver feel
that way, sorr?’
I snored gently, knowing that if Mulvaney were uninterrupted he would
go on. The clamour from the bivouac fires beat up to the stars, as the
rival singers of the companies were pitted against each other.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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