Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I had scarce begun to put the explanation into shape before Judy an’
her mother came to the door. I think there was a verandah, but I’m
forgettin’.
‘“Will ye not step in?” sez Dinah, pretty and polite, though the Shadds
had no dealin’s with the Sheehys. Ould Mother Shadd looked up quick, an’
she was the fust to see the throuble; for Dinah was her daughter.
‘“I’m pressed for time to-day,” sez Judy as bould as brass; “an’ I’ve
only come for Terence,--my promust man. ‘Tis strange to find him here
the day afther the day.”
‘Dinah looked at me as though I had hit her, an’ I answered straight.
‘“There was some nonsinse last night at the Sheehys’ quarthers, an’
Judy’s carryin’ on the joke, darlin’,” sez I.
‘“At the Sheehys’ quarthers?” sez Dinah very slow, an’ Judy cut in wid:
“He was there from nine till ten, Dinah Shadd, an’ the betther half av
that time I was sittin’ on his knee, Dinah Shadd. Ye may look and ye may
look an’ ye may look me up an’ down, but ye won’t look away that Terence
is my promust man. Terence, darlin’, ‘tis time for us to be comin’
home.”
‘Dinah Shadd niver said word to Judy. “Ye left me at half-past
eight,” she sez to me, “an I niver thought that ye’d leave me for
Judy,--promises or no promises. Go back wid her, you that have to be
fetched by a girl! I’m done with you,” sez she, and she ran into her own
room, her mother followin’. So I was alone wid those two women and at
liberty to spake my sentiments.
‘“Judy Sheehy,” sez I, “if you made a fool av me betune the lights you
shall not do ut in the day. I niver promised you words or lines.”
‘“You lie,” sez ould Mother Sheehy, “an’ may ut choke you where you
stand!” She was far gone in dhrink.
‘“An’ tho’ ut choked me where I stud I’d not change,” sez I. “Go home,
Judy. I take shame for a decent girl like you dhraggin’ your mother out
bare-headed on this errand. Hear now, and have ut for an answer. I gave
my word to Dinah Shadd yesterday, an’, more blame to me, I was wid you
last night talkin’ nonsinse but nothin’ more. You’ve chosen to thry to
hould me on ut. I will not be held thereby for anythin’ in the world. Is
that enough?”
‘Judy wint pink all over. “An’ I wish you joy av the perjury,” sez she,
duckin’ a curtsey. “You’ve lost a woman that would ha’ wore her hand to
the bone for your pleasure; an’ ‘deed, Terence, ye were not thrapped...”
Lascelles must ha’ spoken plain to her. “I am such as Dinah is--‘deed
I am! Ye’ve lost a fool av a girl that’ll niver look at you again, an’
ye’ve lost what he niver had,--your common honesty. If you manage your
men as you manage your love-makin’, small wondher they call you the
worst corp’ril in the comp’ny. Come away, mother,” sez she.
‘But divil a fut would the ould woman budge! “D’you hould by that?” sez
she, peerin’ up under her thick gray eyebrows.
‘“Ay, an’ wud,” sez I, “tho’ Dinah give me the go twinty times. I’ll
have no thruck with you or yours,” sez I. “Take your child away, ye
shameless woman.”
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