Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The men laughed, and the laughter was carried down wind to the deserter,
who, hearing that he had made a mistake, went off to worry his own
regiment half a mile away. He was received with shots; the Aurangabadis
were very angry with him for disgracing their colours.
‘An’ that’s all right,’ said Ortheris, withdrawing his head as he heard
the hiccough of the Sniders in the distance. ‘S’elp me Gawd, tho’, that
man’s not fit to live--messin’ with my beauty-sleep this way.’
‘Go out and shoot him in the morning, then,’ said the subaltern
incautiously. ‘Silence in the tents now. Get your rest, men.’
Ortheris lay down with a happy little sigh, and in two minutes there
was no sound except the rain on the canvas and the all-embracing and
elemental snoring of Learoyd.
The camp lay on a bare ridge of the Himalayas, and for a week had been
waiting for a flying column to make connection. The nightly rounds of
the deserter and his friends had become a nuisance.
In the morning the men dried themselves in hot sunshine and cleaned
their grimy accoutrements. The native regiment was to take its turn of
road-making that day while the Old Regiment loafed.
‘I’m goin’ to lay for a shot at that man,’ said Ortheris, when he had
finished washing out his rifle. ‘’E comes up the watercourse every
evenin’ about five o’clock. If we go and lie out on the north ‘ill a bit
this afternoon we’ll get ‘im.’
‘You’re a bloodthirsty little mosquito,’ said Mulvaney, blowing blue
clouds into the air. ‘But I suppose I will have to come wid you.
Fwhere’s Jock?’
‘Gone out with the Mixed Pickles, ‘cause ‘e thinks ‘isself a bloomin’
marksman,’ said Ortheris with scorn.
The ‘Mixed Pickles’ were a detachment of picked shots, generally
employed in clearing spurs of hills when the enemy were too impertinent.
This taught the young officers how to handle men, and did not do the
enemy much harm. Mulvaney and Ortheris strolled out of camp, and passed
the Aurangabadis going to their road-making.
‘You’ve got to sweat to-day,’ said Ortheris genially. ‘We’re going to
get your man. You didn’t knock ‘im out last night by any chance, any of
you?’
‘No. The pig went away mocking us. I had one shot at him,’ said a
private. ‘He’s my cousin, and _I_ ought to have cleared our dishonour.
But good luck to you.’
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