Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
They went cautiously to the north hill, Ortheris leading, because, as he
explained, ‘this is a long-range show, an’ I’ve got to do it.’ His was an
almost passionate devotion to his rifle, which, by barrack-room report,
he was supposed to kiss every night before turning in. Charges and
scuffles he held in contempt, and, when they were inevitable, slipped
between Mulvaney and Learoyd, bidding them to fight for his skin as well
as their own. They never failed him. He trotted along, questing like a
hound on a broken trail, through the wood of the north hill. At last
he was satisfied, and threw himself down on the soft pine-needled
slope that commanded a clear view of the watercourse and a brown, bare
hillside beyond it. The trees made a scented darkness in which an army
corps could have hidden from the sun-glare without.
‘’Ere’s the tail o’ the wood,’ said Ortheris. ‘’E’s got to come up the
watercourse, ‘cause it gives ‘im cover. We’ll lay ‘ere. ‘Tain’t not arf
so bloomin’ dusty neither.’
He buried his nose in a clump of scentless white violets. No one had
come to tell the flowers that the season of their strength was long
past, and they had bloomed merrily in the twilight of the pines.
‘This is something like,’ he said luxuriously. ‘Wot a ‘evinly clear drop
for a bullet acrost! How much d’you make it, Mulvaney?’
‘Seven hunder. Maybe a trifle less, bekaze the air’s so thin.’
WOP! WOP! WOP! went a volley of musketry on the rear face of the north
hill.
‘Curse them Mixed Pickles firin’ at nothin’! They’ll scare arf the
country.’
‘Thry a sightin’ shot in the middle of the row,’ said Mulvaney, the man
of many wiles. ‘There’s a red rock yonder he’ll be sure to pass. Quick!’
Ortheris ran his sight up to six hundred yards and fired. The bullet
threw up a feather of dust by a clump of gentians at the base of the
rock.
‘Good enough!’ said Ortheris, snapping the scale down. ‘You snick
your sights to mine or a little lower. You’re always firin’ high. But
remember, first shot to me. O Lordy! but it’s a lovely afternoon.’
The noise of the firing grew louder, and there was a tramping of men in
the wood. The two lay very quiet, for they knew that the British soldier
is desperately prone to fire at anything that moves or calls. Then
Learoyd appeared, his tunic ripped across the breast by a bullet,
looking ashamed of himself. He flung down on the pine-needles, breathing
in snorts.
‘One o’ them damned gardeners o’ th’ Pickles,’ said he, fingering the
rent. ‘Firin’ to th’ right flank, when he knowed I was there. If I knew
who he was I’d ‘a’ rippen the hide offan him. Look at ma tunic!’
‘That’s the spishil trustability av a marksman. Train him to hit a fly
wid a stiddy rest at seven hunder, an’ he loose on anythin’ he sees or
hears up to th’ mile. You’re well out av that fancy-firin’ gang, Jock.
Stay here.’
‘Bin firin’ at the bloomin’ wind in the bloomin’ tree-tops,’ said
Ortheris with a chuckle. ‘I’ll show you some firin’ later on.’
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