Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘I turned my ear thitherward to catch what they were saying, but though
I heard every word o’t, not one did I understand. They spoke in a
tongue that was not ours—in French, as I afterward found. But if I
could not gain the meaning of a word, I was shrewd boy enough to find
out a deal of the talkers’ business. By the light o’ the moon I could
see that one of ’em carried a roll of paper in his hand, while every
moment he spoke quick to his comrade, and pointed right and left with
the other hand to spots along the shore. There was no doubt that he was
explaining to the second gentleman the shapes and features of the
coast. What happened soon after made this still clearer to me.
‘All this time I had not waked Uncle Job, but now I began to be afeared
that they might light upon us, because uncle breathed so heavily
through’s nose. I put my mouth to his ear and whispered, “Uncle Job.”
‘“What is it, my boy?” he said, just as if he hadn’t been asleep at
all.
‘“Hush!” says I. “Two French generals—”
‘“French?” says he.
‘“Yes,” says I. “Come to see where to land their army!”
‘I pointed ’em out; but I could say no more, for the pair were coming
at that moment much nearer to where we lay. As soon as they got as near
as eight or ten yards, the officer with a roll in his hand stooped down
to a slanting hurdle, unfastened his roll upon it, and spread it out.
Then suddenly he sprung a dark lantern open on the paper, and showed it
to be a map.
‘“What be they looking at?” I whispered to Uncle Job.
‘“A chart of the Channel,” says the sergeant (knowing about such
things).
‘The other French officer now stooped likewise, and over the map they
had a long consultation, as they pointed here and there on the paper,
and then hither and thither at places along the shore beneath us. I
noticed that the manner of one officer was very respectful toward the
other, who seemed much his superior, the second in rank calling him by
a sort of title that I did not know the sense of. The head one, on the
other hand, was quite familiar with his friend, and more than once
clapped him on the shoulder.
‘Uncle Job had watched as well as I, but though the map had been in the
lantern-light, their faces had always been in shade. But when they rose
from stooping over the chart the light flashed upward, and fell smart
upon one of ’em’s features. No sooner had this happened than Uncle Job
gasped, and sank down as if he’d been in a fit.
‘“What is it—what is it, Uncle Job?” said I.
‘“O good God!” says he, under the straw.
‘“What?” says I.
‘“Boney!” he groaned out.
‘“Who?” says I.
‘“Bonaparty,” he said. “The Corsican ogre. O that I had got but my
new-flinted firelock, that there man should die! But I haven’t got my
new-flinted firelock, and that there man must live. So lie low, as you
value your life!”
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