Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘I did lie low, as you mid suppose. But I couldn’t help peeping. And
then I too, lad as I was, knew that it was the face of Bonaparte. Not
know Boney? I should think I did know Boney. I should have known him by
half the light o’ that lantern. If I had seen a picture of his features
once, I had seen it a hundred times. There was his bullet head, his
short neck, his round yaller cheeks and chin, his gloomy face, and his
great glowing eyes. He took off his hat to blow himself a bit, and
there was the forelock in the middle of his forehead, as in all the
draughts of him. In moving, his cloak fell a little open, and I could
see for a moment his white-fronted jacket and one of his epaulets.
‘But none of this lasted long. In a minute he and his general had
rolled up the map, shut the lantern, and turned to go down toward the
shore.
‘Then Uncle Job came to himself a bit. “Slipped across in the
night-time to see how to put his men ashore,” he said. “The like o’
that man’s coolness eyes will never again see! Nephew, I must act in
this, and immediate, or England’s lost!”
‘When they were over the brow, we crope out, and went some little way
to look after them. Half-way down they were joined by two others, and
six or seven minutes brought them to the shore. Then, from behind a
rock, a boat came out into the weak moonlight of the Cove, and they
jumped in; it put off instantly, and vanished in a few minutes between
the two rocks that stand at the mouth of the Cove as we all know. We
climmed back to where we had been before, and I could see, a little way
out, a larger vessel, though still not very large. The little boat drew
up alongside, was made fast at the stern as I suppose, for the largest
sailed away, and we saw no more.
‘My uncle Job told his officers as soon as he got back to camp; but
what they thought of it I never heard—neither did he. Boney’s army
never came, and a good job for me; for the Cove below my father’s house
was where he meant to land, as this secret visit showed. We coast-folk
should have been cut down one and all, and I should not have sat here
to tell this tale.’
We who listened to old Selby that night have been familiar with his
simple grave-stone for these ten years past. Thanks to the incredulity
of the age his tale has been seldom repeated. But if anything short of
the direct testimony of his own eyes could persuade an auditor that
Bonaparte had examined these shores for himself with a view to a
practicable landing-place, it would have been Solomon Selby’s manner of
narrating the adventure which befell him on the down.
_Christmas_ 1882.
A FEW CRUSTED CHARACTERS
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