Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘Poor man, he ought to have a living at his time of life.’
‘And he ought to be punctual,’ said the carrier. ‘“Four o’clock sharp
is my time for starting,” I said to ’en. And he said, “I’ll be there.”
Now he’s not here, and as a serious old church-minister he ought to be
as good as his word. Perhaps Mr. Flaxton knows, being in the same line
of life?’ He turned to the parish clerk.
‘I was talking an immense deal with him, that’s true, half an hour
ago,’ replied that ecclesiastic, as one of whom it was no erroneous
supposition that he should be on intimate terms with another of the
cloth. ‘But he didn’t say he would be late.’
The discussion was cut off by the appearance round the corner of the
van of rays from the curate’s spectacles, followed hastily by his face
and a few white whiskers, and the swinging tails of his long gaunt
coat. Nobody reproached him, seeing how he was reproaching himself; and
he entered breathlessly and took his seat.
‘Now be we all here?’ said the carrier again. They started a second
time, and moved on till they were about three hundred yards out of the
town, and had nearly reached the second bridge, behind which, as every
native remembers, the road takes a turn and travellers by this highway
disappear finally from the view of gazing burghers.
‘Well, as I’m alive!’ cried the postmistress from the interior of the
conveyance, peering through the little square back-window along the
road townward.
‘What?’ said the carrier.
‘A man hailing us!’
Another sudden stoppage. ‘Somebody else?’ the carrier asked.
‘Ay, sure!’ All waited silently, while those who could gaze out did so.
‘Now, who can that be?’ Burthen continued. ‘I just put it to ye,
neighbours, can any man keep time with such hindrances? Bain’t we full
a’ready? Who in the world can the man be?’
‘He’s a sort of gentleman,’ said the schoolmaster, his position
commanding the road more comfortably than that of his comrades.
The stranger, who had been holding up his umbrella to attract their
notice, was walking forward leisurely enough, now that he found, by
their stopping, that it had been secured. His clothes were decidedly
not of a local cut, though it was difficult to point out any particular
mark of difference. In his left hand he carried a small leather
travelling bag. As soon as he had overtaken the van he glanced at the
inscription on its side, as if to assure himself that he had hailed the
right conveyance, and asked if they had room.
The carrier replied that though they were pretty well laden he supposed
they could carry one more, whereupon the stranger mounted, and took the
seat cleared for him within. And then the horses made another move,
this time for good, and swung along with their burden of fourteen souls
all told.
‘You bain’t one of these parts, sir?’ said the carrier. ‘I could tell
that as far as I could see ’ee.’
‘Yes, I am one of these parts,’ said the stranger.
‘Oh? H’m.’
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