Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“Oh no; ’tis the axle,” said Tony in an assuring way. “It do go like
that sometimes in dry weather.”
‘“Perhaps it was . . . Well, now, to be quite honest, dear Tony, do you
like her better than me? Because—because, although I’ve held off so
independent, I’ll own at last that I do like ’ee, Tony, to tell the
truth; and I wouldn’t say no if you asked me—you know what.”
‘Tony was so won over by this pretty offering mood of a girl who had
been quite the reverse (Hannah had a backward way with her at times, if
you can mind) that he just glanced behind, and then whispered very
soft, “I haven’t quite promised her, and I think I can get out of it,
and ask you that question you speak of.”
‘“Throw over Milly?—all to marry me! How delightful!” broke out Hannah,
quite loud, clapping her hands.
‘At this there was a real squeak—an angry, spiteful squeak, and
afterward a long moan, as if something had broke its heart, and a
movement of the empty sacks.
‘“Something’s there!” said Hannah, starting up.
‘“It’s nothing, really,” says Tony in a soothing voice, and praying
inwardly for a way out of this. “I wouldn’t tell ’ee at first, because
I wouldn’t frighten ’ee. But, Hannah, I’ve really a couple of ferrets
in a bag under there, for rabbiting, and they quarrel sometimes. I
don’t wish it knowed, as ’twould be called poaching. Oh, they can’t get
out, bless ye—you are quite safe! And—and—what a fine day it is, isn’t
it, Hannah, for this time of year? Be you going to market next
Saturday? How is your aunt now?” And so on, says Tony, to keep her from
talking any more about love in Milly’s hearing.
‘But he found his work cut out for him, and wondering again how he
should get out of this ticklish business, he looked about for a chance.
Nearing home he saw his father in a field not far off, holding up his
hand as if he wished to speak to Tony.
‘“Would you mind taking the reins a moment, Hannah,” he said, much
relieved, “while I go and find out what father wants?”
‘She consented, and away he hastened into the field, only too glad to
get breathing time. He found that his father was looking at him with
rather a stern eye.
‘“Come, come, Tony,” says old Mr. Kytes, as soon as his son was
alongside him, “this won’t do, you know.”
‘“What?” says Tony.
‘“Why, if you mean to marry Milly Richards, do it, and there’s an end
o’t. But don’t go driving about the country with Jolliver’s daughter
and making a scandal. I won’t have such things done.”
‘“I only asked her—that is, she asked me, to ride home.”
‘“She? Why, now, if it had been Milly, ’twould have been quite proper;
but you and Hannah Jolliver going about by yourselves—”
‘“Milly’s there too, father.”
‘“Milly? Where?”
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