Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘Now at these strange voices sounding from under the cloth Hannah was
thunderstruck a’most into a swound; and it was just at this time that
the horse moved on. Hannah tugged away wildly, not knowing what she was
doing; and as the quarrel rose louder and louder Hannah got so
horrified that she let go the reins altogether. The horse went on at
his own pace, and coming to the corner where we turn round to drop down
the hill to Lower Longpuddle he turned too quick, the off wheels went
up the bank, the waggon rose sideways till it was quite on edge upon
the near axles, and out rolled the three maidens into the road in a
heap.
‘When Tony came up, frightened and breathless, he was relieved enough
to see that neither of his darlings was hurt, beyond a few scratches
from the brambles of the hedge. But he was rather alarmed when he heard
how they were going on at one another.
‘“Don’t ye quarrel, my dears—don’t ye!” says he, taking off his hat out
of respect to ’em. And then he would have kissed them all round, as
fair and square as a man could, but they were in too much of a taking
to let him, and screeched and sobbed till they was quite spent.
‘“Now I’ll speak out honest, because I ought to,” says Tony, as soon as
he could get heard. “And this is the truth,” says he. “I’ve asked
Hannah to be mine, and she is willing, and we are going to put up the
banns next—”
‘Tony had not noticed that Hannah’s father was coming up behind, nor
had he noticed that Hannah’s face was beginning to bleed from the
scratch of a bramble. Hannah had seen her father, and had run to him,
crying worse than ever.
‘“My daughter is _not_ willing, sir!” says Mr. Jolliver hot and strong.
“Be you willing, Hannah? I ask ye to have spirit enough to refuse him,
if yer virtue is left to ’ee and you run no risk?”
‘“She’s as sound as a bell for me, that I’ll swear!” says Tony, flaring
up. “And so’s the others, come to that, though you may think it an
onusual thing in me!”
‘“I have spirit, and I do refuse him!” says Hannah, partly because her
father was there, and partly, too, in a tantrum because of the
discovery, and the scratch on her face. “Little did I think when I was
so soft with him just now that I was talking to such a false deceiver!”
‘“What, you won’t have me, Hannah?” says Tony, his jaw hanging down
like a dead man’s.
‘“Never—I would sooner marry no—nobody at all!” she gasped out, though
with her heart in her throat, for she would not have refused Tony if he
had asked her quietly, and her father had not been there, and her face
had not been scratched by the bramble. And having said that, away she
walked upon her father’s arm, thinking and hoping he would ask her
again.
‘Tony didn’t know what to say next. Milly was sobbing her heart out;
but as his father had strongly recommended her he couldn’t feel
inclined that way. So he turned to Unity.
‘“Well, will you, Unity dear, be mine?” he says.
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